The 5 Best Posts Of March 2016

As one of my former

Commentators

suggested,

at the end of each month,

instead of me picking

The 5 Best Posts Of The Month,

I should let the viewers pick.

Sorry,

but if I asked a few days before the end of the

Month

for everyone to vote on their favorites,

I do not believe I would get enough responses in time to

Post

the five best.

So,

the very best next thing to do is,

go by the numbers.

Which

Posts

in the month of

March

caught the eyes of the most viewers.

So,

here's looking at you kid.

The 5th Best Post of the Month is;

Norco Loopy Pills 

The story about where I think you should stick those pills up a Doctor's.........if you are prescribed an "Opioid" for pain. It is so easy to become addicted to these things and the fools who do, are all loopy.

The 4th Best Post of the Month is;

Screw The Mile High Club - I Am Joining The Kármán Line High Club

(62 Miles Up And The Boundary Of The Atmosphere & Space)

The name of the Post is the funny part of the story. The Post actually tells about five upcoming missions into outer space and the Agencies involved in them.

The 3rd Best Post of the Month is;

What Does "Humorous Fridays, Norco, Hank The Dog, And Melbourne" Have In Common?

The humorous look at these four different subjects which have no correlation to each other.

The 2nd Best Post of the Month is;

I Do More Than Watch Reruns Of Neon Genesis Evangelion - I Watch Dramas Too!

It is the story of how I watch different television programming from around the World and how surprised I was to see so much American advertisement on a Chinese website I visit.

THE NUMBER 1 BEST POST OF THE MONTH IS;

(Play that Imaginary Drum Roll in your own Head right now.)

Hackers Misspelled "Foundation" In The NGO's Name As "Fandation"

- It Should Be -

Party With My "Fan-Nation!" 

(Do you hear all that Overwhelming Imaginary Applause in your own Head right now?)

This is the true story about a group of Hackers who are smart enough to hack their way into the Bangladesh Bank's systems and steal its credentials for payment transfers. But they could not spell the word "Foundation" correct and lost a chance at a Billion Dollars!

This is,

Eye Amost Evr Spel Ah Werd Wong Annymoe,

Jim Hauenstein,

And,

“It is a damn poor mind that can think of only one way to spell a word.” 

- Andrew Jackson -

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Scream John Lennon Scream

Back during the early 1970s,

one of my musical heroes,

John Lennon,

was considered to have anger issues.

No matter what the portrayed image was at the time,

he was considered,

to a lot of people,

kind of a jerk.

Luckily for him,

because of

Yoko Ono,

and a strange kind of new therapy,

John Lennon 

found peace with himself

and in life before he died.

I am not going to go into a philosophy discussion right now to explain why I feel that this is important before someone dies.

This

Post

is about that experimental therapy that

John Lennon 

enjoyed

and that he told the World about it.

This particular therapy has not gone away,

but has fallen under the radar of mainstream psychiatric care that is practiced today.

Since

John Lennon

preached its benefits,

I thought that I would give it a try to quell my anger issues.

I am not sure if it worked for me

or not.

Or,

that becoming older does make you smarter

and less of a hothead.

This therapy was called the

Scream Therapy,

which eventually became known as

Primal Therapy.

The premise is,

when all your tension builds up to a point where it could be bothering your state of mind

or your general health,

to release all the negative tension you have,

you let out a scream.

Afterwards,

you feel much better for it.

Did I mention that it is under the radar of mainstream care today?

Well,

I have been using this technique for so long that it has become a habit with me.

Where sometimes I forget where I might be

and just let out a wild scream!

Those wild screams has landed me inside the

Kaweah Delta Mental Health Hospital

 and do I feel foolish now.

Wait one second. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!

See Doctor,

I am all better now.

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This is,

Screaming My Way To A 51-50 Seventy-Two Hour Stay,

Jim Hauenstein,

And,

“When deep inside you feel frustrated and depressed, scream the silence, scream it so loud that you never hear it again.” 

- Tushar Cauhan -

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P.S. A 51-50 Is The Police Code For Psychiatric Hold Because You Are Nuts!

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A Tribute Song To John Lennon By Dan Bull

What the Hell is this Blog all about?

OK,

it is time to set the record straight.

What the Hell is this Blog all about?

I have been accused,

in the past,

by at least one

Commentator,

that my

Blog

is a

General Themed

type of

My

Posts

will jump from my

Political Views -

Are The Monkeys Running The Show?,

Can't Wait For That All Under The Age Of 14 Militia Coming To A Town Near You,

This Is Better Than Watching Sports On TV,

and so on.

To

Informational Posts -

Dentistry From The Heart,

Are You Ready For The Van Der Waals Revolution?,

Dime Stories,

 and so on.

To

Humorous Stories -

Albert Einstein's Special Relatives and General Relatives Theories,

and there are many more if you look.

To

Inspirational Stories -

Only The Beginning Of Existence,

and a whole lot more of these.

Stories

about

Technology -

Get This - I Agree With A CEO.

Stories

about what is going on in

Outer Space -

A Green Comet Or Is It The Green Lantern,

tons of these type of Posts.

Music Videos -

El Salvador,

&

Don't Take The Children.

And of course,

Posts

on my favorite

Sport,

Formula 1 Racing -

I Drive For Ferrari,

Take Care Michael Schumacher,

How Do You Relax With A Cold Frosty One?,

My answer to those accusations where my

Blog

is

Generally Themed?

They are correct.

The first reason I started this

Blog

was to put out my

"Poetry, Short Stories, Flash Fiction, A Novelette, & A Novel You Can Buy, and Music Videos," 

for the World to read for free.

(Except for that Novel you can buy.)

Then,

the reason I try to write a

Post

on my

Blog

everyday,

is to become a better writer.

The other reason I try to write a

Post

everyday is,
I have to come up with a new idea to write about

and tell it from my point of view.

Even though I will use parts of a story from the

Internet,

I still have to write on how I feel,

think,

and understand that story.

All of this is to help me,

not to have writer's block,

and to become a better writer.

So,

to all of my

Followers

and to all the

Viewers

from across the

Globe,

I Thank You

for checking in,

and I hope I have entertained you in some way.

This is,

Writing - Writing - Until I Become Good At It,

Jim Hauenstein,

And,

“My blog is a collection of answers people don’t want to hear to questions they didn’t ask.” 
- Sebastyne Young -

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That is my story and I am sticking to it!

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Thanks Again.

The Day After A Holy-Day

Ah,

the

Holy-days,

of any Religion,

the

Holidays,

of American traditions,

the

Birthdays

and

Anniversaries,

of any Family unit.

We need a reason to celebrate a moment in time

and reflect on what it meant to us.

OK,

maybe

need

is too strong of a word,

but I feel,

we at least want to have these days to celebrate,

so we can take time off of work,

or to reflect on our growth as we get older,

or to share those moments with other family members.

We must 

Thank all Religions,

(so they could collect money from their followers,)

by setting aside the first day of rest so we could listen to their sermons

and become better

Human Beings

in the eyes of whatever

God

or

Gods

you follow.

Then,

thanks to

Henry Ford,

who recruited the best workers of the day by offering higher wages than any industrialist at that time,

and by adding another day off for the work force,

Saturday,

if that work force would stay sober while under his employment.

Add those weekend days,

except for you overtime hungry workers,

and all the personal holidays,

Government required Holidays,

and the Religious Holy-days,

you can almost get up to a 1/2 the year off of working if you play your cards right

and find a job that you love to do.

But for most people,

the rock band

The Godfathers

said it best in their song

"Birth, School, Work, Death."

Most of the World's population is satisfied just to have a job to support their families.

Only a few

Make Their Mark

in this World

and are remember forevermore.

This is,

Yes - Still Living In The Alternative 1980s,

Jim Hauenstein,

And,

“Time erodes gratitude more quickly than it does beauty!” 

- Mario Puzo -

That is my story and I am sticking to it!

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A Green Comet Or Is It The Green Lantern

If you have not already,

dust off that old telescope you lost interest in years ago,

because the

Moon

always looks the same,

search out in the starry skies tonight for,

"Comet 252P/LINEAR (which) soars into predawn view this week." By J. Kelly Beatty, Senior Editor at Sky & Telescope.

Photo by Gerald Rhemann / www.astrostudio.at

Astronomers who scan the skies for returning comets are often disappointed. Sometimes these icy visitors from the fringes of our planetary system end up being much fainter than predicted. And sometimes the opposite happens. Comet LINEAR, now in Earth’s general vicinity, started brightening abruptly a few weeks ago and has become more than 100 times brighter than expected. Observers from the Southern Hemisphere have been able to glimpse the comet by eye, without any optical aid, from very dark skies. Now Comet LINEAR is moving rapidly northward into view from the Northern Hemisphere. You’ll need to be out at least 1½ hours before sunrise, in a location as free from light pollution as possible. The comet is moving between the distinctive constellations Sagittarius and Scorpius, located low in the southern part of the sky before dawn. Each morning the comet will be higher up with respect to the surrounding stars, as shown on the chart.

Diagram by Sky & Telescope

The planets Saturn and Mars are in this part of the sky as well. They and the bright star Antares will be the first things you notice, forming a distinctive triangle. The comet is climbing to the left of this trio. It will be roughly in line with Mars and Saturn on the morning of March 29th and along a line connecting Saturn and Antares on March 31st. But the comet is faint enough, especially though the moonlight, that you’ll need to use the chart to pinpoint the exact spot among the stars to examine. Photographs show that Comet LINEAR has a greenish color, caused by molecules of diatomic carbon (C₂) that are fluorescing in sunlight. However, the green tint likely won’t be evident unless you view the comet through a telescope. LINEAR is an acronym for Lincoln Near Earth Asteroid Research, an MIT Lincoln Laboratory program funded by the U.S. Air Force and NASA.

I say,

get those telescopes out tonight

and follow the direction of this so called

Comet.

I am sure you will find,

like I see in my

Mind's Eye,

that this is really the

Green Lantern

coming to save the

Earth

from some other

Comet Catastrophe!

This is,

Memorized By The Green Light,

Jim Hauenstein,

And,

"I’m sorry. I thought that this was a dog fight. I was under the impression that the objective was to win."

- Hal Jordan/The Green Lantern -

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I Drive For Ferrari

I have stated before that my favorite

F1 Drivers

have always been

German Drivers.

Even though I am a second generation born 

United States Citizen,

I still relate to my

Irish

and

German Ancestry.

Since,

there have only been five

F1

drivers from

Ireland

and six drivers from

Northern Ireland,

who are categorize as

British Drivers,

and with none racing today,

it is easier for me to relate to the

51 German F1 drivers.

From

Wolfgang Von Trips,

who led the

1961 Driver's Championship

until his untimely death in a crash at the

Italian Grand Prix,

to

Nico Rosberg,

who won the latest

F1 Race

at the

Australian Grand Prix.

I love how the

Mercedes AMG Petronas

has been leading the

Constructor's Championship

and the

Driver's Championship

the last few years.

But,

when I fell in love with

Formula 1,

Michael Schumacher 

was driving for

Ferrari.

So,

when I went out to drive for my own

Formula 1 Team,

my own

Formula 1 Car,

and have my own custom

Monocoque

built to my specification,

I had to go with the

Ferrari.

Yes,

I drive for Ferrari,

sitting on my couch,

steering wheel on my TV tray,

gas & brake peddles are on my floor,

with my giant big screen television showing me the tracks!

I haven't finished a full weekend of

Practice,

Qualifying,

and a

Full Race

yet.

And in the opening

Australian Race 

for me,

 Romain Grosjean

hit me from behind when he still drove for

Lotus.

OK,

I am a

Rookie,

but if I try real hard,

maybe I could be a real

Formula 1 Driver

someday on the

Xbox One!

This is,

Never Too Old To Dream,

Jim Hauenstein,

And,

“Oftentimes winning can become an addiction, whether good or bad, to the point where you would rather lose it all before you lose at all.” 

- Criss Jami -

That is my story and I am sticking to it!

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Take Care Michael Schumacher

What do you do when the family of one of your heroes,

who had a tragic accident where he could be a vegetable,

(Not a medical term.)

asks that the family be left alone.

We all wait to hear on the fate of our heroes,

the gladiators who fight for us.

They epitomize the

Greek God Hermes

to us.

Michael Schumacher,

as in Hermes,

was the messenger of the

Gods

in motor racing .

Hermes is the God of sports and of athletes.

(And a few other anecdotes that do not apply here.)

Yet,

we must adhere to the wishes of the family,

because it is their family,

and family is everything!

"Michael Schumacher latest health updates: Still no news as Schumacher family continues media blackout." By Charles Lim for MNRDaily

The past few weeks have been very quiet when it came to news regarding the health condition of the seven-time world Formula One racing champion Michael Schumacher. The lack of news however doesn't necessarily have to mean that there are no improvements in the racer's health and that it might be just the way the Schumacher family wants it. One of the last people to have visited the champion was fellow Formula One racing ace, Niki Lauda. In the past few years, Lauda has had nothing but praise for the Formula One star and now he has confessed that he himself didn't have that much information regarding Schumacher's condition. "The family protects him and I understand that completely. But it means that all those who would like to know something, do not. I often think of him, but unfortunately, I have no contact. We all just hope, hope, hope," Lauda mentions. Apart from Lauda, Schumacher's manager, Sabine Kehm, recently revealed that the racing star actually wanted to disappear from the public view and that it was one of his "secret dreams" to do so someday. "I think it was his secret dream to be able to do that (disappear) someday. That's why now I still want to protect his wishes in that I don't let anything get out," Kehm had mentioned. For now, Schumacher is still continuing with his rehabilitation and recovery at their family home in the shores of Lake Geneva. The $800 million property has also been home to 15 medical professionals who are taking care of the ailing racer ever since his skiing accident during a holiday at the French Alps. Reports also reveal that the family is spending more than $140,000 a week for the racing star's medical expenses, which has been taking its toll on the family's financial situation.

I hope they are financially sound

and can bare the weight.

Take care Michael.

This is,

Yes - Being German - I Like German Formula 1 Drivers,

Jim Hauenstein,

And,

“Take someone who doesn't keep score, who's not looking to be richer, or afraid of losing, who has not the slightest interest even in his own personality. He is free!”

- Rumi -

That is my story and I am sticking to it!

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Give what you can.

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How Do You Relax With A Cold Frosty One?

I finally get a moment to relax

and talk about one of the things that I love most in life.

Formula 1.

Without some crazy terrorist group trying to steal my thunder.

I know what they do is no laughing matter,

but if I talked about only those shameless,

hideous,

repellent creatures from

Hades,

spewing their lies in the name of

Allah 

all the time,

I would be doing exactly what they wanted.

Spreading their fear,

even to the few who follow this Blog.

On the happier side of life,
the

Formula 1 Racing Season

 has begun,

and what an event it was. 

The Australian Grand Prix had the roller coaster effect of all my emotions for me.

From the start of the race where

The Prancing Horse 

bolted to the front of

AMG Petronas 

and led the first 18 laps of the race,

(Sebastian Vettel then Kimi Raikkonen)

as far as I can remember.

To the frightful,

but exciting crash between 

Haas F1 

driver

Esteban Gutierrez 

and

McLaren 

driver

Fernando Alonso.

Finally,

to the finish of the race where my favorite driver,

Nico Rosberg,

wins!

The countdown is already underway for the 

Bahrain Grand Prix.

Which will be held from April 1st thru April 3rd.

Check your local time

and channel for the race since I made a mistake on my last Post about Formula 1,

Formula 1 Racing Is Here!

And we all know that whatever little mistake you make on the internet,
someone somewhere is going to point it out with enmity!

This is,

Predicting Nico Rosberg Wins The Driver's Championship This Year,

Jim Hauenstein,

And,

"Suddenly I realized that I was no longer driving the car consciously. I was driving it by a kind of instinct, only I was in a different dimension."

- Ayrton Senna -

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That is my story and I am sticking to it!

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#PrayforBelgum - #PrayForPeace

I wrote yesterday on how

Anonymous

was taking on

Donald the Stump

and his prejudicial campaign for the 

Republican Presidential Nomination.

I was applauding their efforts 

and even asked viewers,

"To help Anonymous as they encourage supporters to target the website for the real estate magnate’s Chicago luxury hotel, TrumpChicago.com, on April 1 as part of their #OpTrump campaign."

I applaud their efforts to take on idiot politicians like Trump,

political terrorists like ISIS,

and their efforts to awaken the World to the fact that evil,

in which ever form it takes,

needs to be thwarted in its beginnings.

Then I heard what happened in Brussels

and I became enraged.

 Why couldn't

Anonymous

have warned the country of

Brussels

what was coming?

Then I cool down to realize,

ISIS

would not be around if it did not have at least some intelligence on the computer age.

Other evil entities have confused authorities in the past to become so powerful,

that they scared the average person, 

just by mentioning their name.

Example:

The

Zetas Cartel of Mexico

used Walkie-talkies to communicate when they knew government agencies would be monitoring all landline

and cell phone calls.

They became prominent in the

Drug World

by going back to an older technology.

I am not sure if any Government who knew about the attacks on Brussels,

would have warned them ahead of time.

Example:

This is going way back,

but I believe it is true today as it was back in World War Two.

Britain had cracked the Germans Enigma Code Machine.

One of the first messages they deciphered,

by British Intelligence,

was the forthcoming of

Bombing

of the 

City of Coventry. 

Winston Churchill knew that if he had evacuated the city before the bombing, 

Germany would know they had cracked their code. 

Instead he let all those people be killed so the Germans would think the Enigma Machine was unbreakable. 

Right or wrong?

So,

if a Government today new of the bombings in Brussels,

and had warned them ahead of time,

ISIS

would know they had a leak.

But I have no doubt that if

Anonymous

would have known the attacks were coming they would have done all they could to stop it.

Or I could be just fooling myself.

Hoping there really are good people in this World watching over us, fighting evil.

One thing a Hacker cannot Hack at the time of writing this Post.

I know they are working on it though.

No one can Hack the Human Mind.

And the best way to communicate,

still to this day,

is by word of mouth.

By word of mouth,

with their own little code,

so eavesdroppers

and lip readers do not suspect a thing.

This is,

"Hours after a grisly terror attack rocked Brussels' airport and a downtown metro stop, #JeSuisBruxelles and #JeSuisBrussels were trending on Twitter in a sign of solidarity with victims."

Jim Hauenstein,

And,

"Others used the hashtags #PrayforBelgum and #PrayForPeace to offer their condolences."

- Story by Kim Hjelmgaard, Delphine Reuter and John Bacon for USA TODAY -

That is my story I am sticking to it!

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Vacation Is Over - Time To Get Back To What I Love Best

I was waiting for something interesting to pop out at me,

that I could write about while I enjoyed my morning tea.

I went on a trip, 

only to hear about a tip, 

that a man in a Guy Fawkes mask,

had something to ask.

They had declared Total War on a divisive GOP front-runner,

Because of his propensity of giving Mussolini a hummer.

So while on my trip,

I heard an exciting tip,

That The View broadcast Anonymous,

Political affiliates-autonomous.

Thanks to

The View

 for bringing a little more awareness to our wonderful friends from 

Anonymous.

Why the poem you ask?

Today we celebrate people like Walt Whitman.

It is 

"World Poetry Day!"

And that was decided by the

UNESCO

back in 1999.

This is,

Asking you to help Anonymous as they encourage supporters to target the website for the real estate magnate’s Chicago luxury hotel, 

TrumpChicago.com, 

on April 1 as part of their #OpTrump campaign,

Jim Hauenstein

And,

“I hear and behold God in every object, yet understand God not in the least. Nor do I understand who there can be more wonderful than myself.” 

- Walt Whitman -

That is my story and I am sticking to it!

"Because fighting cancer once would be too easy."

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