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Hello my fellow Politiores Troglodytes. This Blog is a collection of Posts, Poems, & Short Stories that I write on a weekly basis. If you find it entertaining, informative, and controversial, then I have done my job properly. Thank goodness too, because Karma has been on my case of late. I'm supposed to bring fifty people into the fold or I'll have to give back the part of Einstein's brain I inherited. No, I'm not one of the Scientists who got a piece of his brain when he died. Karma said, "Eat this knowledge. It'll make you smarter!" The bargain I made with Karma was, if I could change fifty people into Politiores Populos, I would be rewarded with my very own Lamborghini. So, that's my story and I'm sticking to it! Like what you're reading, then read on. P.S. Populo is Latin for people. Politiores is Latin for educated. Troglodytes is English for troglodytes. And Einstein's brain was stolen by Thomas Stoltz Harvey after his death in 1955 and eventually divvied up into 240 pieces. If you just read that last sentence, then you have just learned something and I'm just that much closer to fulfilling my commitment to Karma!

Tuesday, September 8, 2026

Monitored

May include: A rectangular yellow sticker with black text that reads: "THIS VEHICLE'S SPEED MONITORED BY GPS." The word "GPS" is in red. The sticker has a black border and is against a white background. 
    I don't know how it is driving in your Town, City, County, State, or Country, but where I live right now, road courtesy is definitely a thing of the past. Especially with these morons trying to intimidate me with their tank size pickup trucks riding on my bumper and flashing their lights at me so I get scared and pull over to the side of the road.
   I guess they don't know who they are dealing with. I just stay in my lane, doing the speed limit, listening to tunes, and singing along. 
   Here is my new plan:
I want to drive around, in my car, loaded with a bunch of
"Car Crash Dummies" dressed in "Prison Uniforms"
with a bumper sticker that reads:
Forget about being Monitored by GPS
Everyone in this car is being Monitored by a
"Police Ankle Bracelet!"
165 Female Crash Test Dummy Stock Photos, High-Res Pictures, and Images - Getty Images
This Is
I Think I'm Funny
TwoBuckHowie
 
And
 
“Always focus on the front windshield and not the review mirror.”
- Colin Powell -
 
 That is my story and I am sticking to it!
 
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