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Hello my fellow Politiores Troglodytes. This Blog is a collection of Posts, Poems, & Short Stories that I write on a daily basis. If you find it entertaining, informative, and controversial, then I have done my job properly. Thank goodness too, because Karma has been on my case of late. I'm supposed to bring fifty people into the fold or I'll have to give back the part of Einstein's brain I inherited. No, I'm not one of the Scientists who got a piece of his brain when he died. Karma said, "Eat this knowledge. It'll make you smarter!" The bargain I made with Karma was, if I could change fifty people into Politiores Populos, I would be rewarded with my very own Lamborghini. So, that's my story and I'm sticking to it! Like what you're reading, then read on. P.S. Populo is Latin for people. Politiores is Latin for educated. Troglodytes is English for troglodytes. And Einstein's brain was stolen by Thomas Stoltz Harvey after his death in 1955 and eventually divvied up into 240 pieces. If you just read that last sentence, then you have just learned something and I'm just that much closer to fulfilling my commitment to Karma!

Friday, March 4, 2016

Albert Einstein's Special Relatives and General Relatives Theories

I know we all have theories about our
Relatives
Or simply put,
our
Relativity's
physiques
and mental capabilities.
This usually encompasses two theories by
and
Concepts introduced by him in the
This includes the concept of
as a unified entity of the
between their ears
and the
it takes for them to figure out one of your jokes.
Like the one you told about your
or
or
and his
Now,
"A team of UK-based scientists from the University of Cambridge and Queen Mary University of London have successfully simulated a five-dimensional black hole with the help of supercomputers, reported the Huffington Post. If real, the simulated black hole would be so powerful it could break down the rules that govern the theory of our General Relatives!" By Kirsten Silven for the INQUISITR and borrowed off of the Huffington Post website. "How a five- dimensional #BlackHole could ‘break’ #GeneralRelativity: https://t.co/LXiIdTve0L pic.twitter.com/RPAxEvir3Y— Cambridge University (@Cambridge_Uni) February 19, 2016"

This is,
Me,
Trying To Be Funny,
It is Friday,
Do You Think I Missed The Boat?
It Was Either This,
Or Making Fun Of The Cop Who Found OJ Simpson's Bloodied Murder Knife And Kept It As A Souvenir! 
Back In 1998,
Jim Hauenstein,

And,

“If you have the woman you love, what more do you need? Well, besides an alibi for the time of her husband’s murder.
” 
- Dark Jar Tin Zoo -

That's my story and I'm sticking to it!

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