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Hello my fellow Politiores Troglodytes. This Blog is a collection of Posts, Poems, & Short Stories that I write on a daily basis. If you find it entertaining, informative, and controversial, then I have done my job properly. Thank goodness too, because Karma has been on my case of late. I'm supposed to bring fifty people into the fold or I'll have to give back the part of Einstein's brain I inherited. No, I'm not one of the Scientists who got a piece of his brain when he died. Karma said, "Eat this knowledge. It'll make you smarter!" The bargain I made with Karma was, if I could change fifty people into Politiores Populos, I would be rewarded with my very own Lamborghini. So, that's my story and I'm sticking to it! Like what you're reading, then read on. P.S. Populo is Latin for people. Politiores is Latin for educated. Troglodytes is English for troglodytes. And Einstein's brain was stolen by Thomas Stoltz Harvey after his death in 1955 and eventually divvied up into 240 pieces. If you just read that last sentence, then you have just learned something and I'm just that much closer to fulfilling my commitment to Karma!

Thursday, March 31, 2016

The 5 Best Posts Of March 2016

As one of my former
Commentators
suggested,
at the end of each month,
instead of me picking
The 5 Best Posts Of The Month,
I should let the viewers pick.
Sorry,
but if I asked a few days before the end of the
Month
for everyone to vote on their favorites,
I do not believe I would get enough responses in time to
Post
the five best.
So,
the very best next thing to do is,
go by the numbers.
Which
Posts
in the month of
March
caught the eyes of the most viewers.
So,
here's looking at you kid.

The 5th Best Post of the Month is;
The story about where I think you should stick those pills up a Doctor's.........if you are prescribed an "Opioid" for pain. It is so easy to become addicted to these things and the fools who do, are all loopy.

The 4th Best Post of the Month is;
The name of the Post is the funny part of the story. The Post actually tells about five upcoming missions into outer space and the Agencies involved in them.

The 3rd Best Post of the Month is;
The humorous look at these four different subjects which have no correlation to each other.

The 2nd Best Post of the Month is;
It is the story of how I watch different television programming from around the World and how surprised I was to see so much American advertisement on a Chinese website I visit.

THE NUMBER 1 BEST POST OF THE MONTH IS;
(Play that Imaginary Drum Roll in your own Head right now.)
(Do you hear all that Overwhelming Imaginary Applause in your own Head right now?)
This is the true story about a group of Hackers who are smart enough to hack their way into the Bangladesh Bank's systems and steal its credentials for payment transfers. But they could not spell the word "Foundation" correct and lost a chance at a Billion Dollars!

This is,
Eye Amost Evr Spel Ah Werd Wong Annymoe,
Jim Hauenstein,

And,

“It is a damn poor mind that can think of only one way to spell a word.” 
- Andrew Jackson -

That is my story and I am sticking to it!


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