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Hello my fellow Politiores Troglodytes. This Blog is a collection of Posts, Poems, & Short Stories that I write on a weekly basis. If you find it entertaining, informative, and controversial, then I have done my job properly. Thank goodness too, because Karma has been on my case of late. I'm supposed to bring fifty people into the fold or I'll have to give back the part of Einstein's brain I inherited. No, I'm not one of the Scientists who got a piece of his brain when he died. Karma said, "Eat this knowledge. It'll make you smarter!" The bargain I made with Karma was, if I could change fifty people into Politiores Populos, I would be rewarded with my very own Lamborghini. So, that's my story and I'm sticking to it! Like what you're reading, then read on. P.S. Populo is Latin for people. Politiores is Latin for educated. Troglodytes is English for troglodytes. And Einstein's brain was stolen by Thomas Stoltz Harvey after his death in 1955 and eventually divvied up into 240 pieces. If you just read that last sentence, then you have just learned something and I'm just that much closer to fulfilling my commitment to Karma!

Monday, August 24, 2026

In Honor Of My Doctor

In honor of seeing my
Doctor
today,
I would like to bring back this humorous
Post
I wrote from
Thursday, October 22nd, 2015.
It is called
How Humiliating.

*****
I recently told all of you that I went to see my
Doctor
in my
Post,
A Couple Of Observations.
Here are some more observations I made of that day.

When I went in to see my Doctor, I said, "Hey Doc, I accidentally swallowed a whole bottle of sleeping pills!" She told me to have a few drinks and get some rest.

Did you hear about the newest "High Tech" they are using in the delivery room? It' cordless!

I found out the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer while I was there. The taste.

Isn't it a little bit unnerving that doctors call what they do, a practice?

At least I know I drive too fast to worry about cholesterol.

I started complaining about this pain I was having to my doctor,
she said, "We've run every test we can think of and the results show you're out of money."

What I would like to know is, "What do you call a doctor who finishes last in his or hers medical school class?" Answer: "A Doctor.
Displate Metal Poster Zombie Nurse - Zombies - Magnetic Poster - Gift Idea
This is,
Hoping My Doctor Has A Sense Of Humor Before She Cuts Me Open
TwoBuckHowie 

And

“Doctors are great--as long as you don't need them.”


 That is my story and I am sticking to it!
 
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Monday, August 17, 2026

Watch Out

   What is that old saying? "As long as you are alive, you will always be surprised at what you will see in this world."
   Well, that is not exactly how it goes so I will claim it as one of my own. 😀
   I remember the good old days, before hand held radar devices, where a patrol car had to hind behind a billboard or a line of trees and watch you fly by before he could chase you down.
   In a court of law, the officer was always right, because they would never lie, no matter how much I paid my lawyer.
   And now I have seen this on the internet;
 New Jersey Officer Dresses as a Shrub, Catches Dozens of Distracted Drivers  If you thought you'd seen everything on the road, think again. A New Jersey  police officer literally dressed up as 
I totally agree that something should be done about distracted drivers but my biggest concern is all the cars that run through red lights! It has grown at a alarming rate in California.
 
This is
Driving Like A Grandpa
Because I Am One
TwoBuckHowie
 
And
 
“Si, the speed limit sign said 35. Your Goin' 55." - Sadie Robertson
"Oh, that's just a suggestion.” - Si Robertson -
 
 That is my story and I am sticking to it!
 
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Friday, August 7, 2026

One Of My Newest Heros

   Zohran Mamdani is a great example of what can be done Politically, Socially, and Economically for the Working Class anywhere in the United States if you follow through with your campaign promises.
   We need to vote for good men like him all across this nation in the upcoming mid-term elections. 
   I was going use this paragraph to post counterpoints before the trolls start posting their hate rhetoric but I have learned throughout my lifetime that you cannot change a person's mind by telling them that they are wrong all the time. Even when you have irrefutable evidence to the contrary. You can't start calling them names because they will only dig in deeper into their beliefs.
   This is why all these cult mega-churches have emerged in this country over the years. Because people want to belong within a like minded group even if they have to identify with a certain ideology of hating thy neighbor and blaming immigrants for all their assumed problems.    
   In conclusion. Before I ramble on any further. We need more magnetic personalities running for public office who care about people no matter what their ethnicity is, their color, race, identifiers, or pronouns are.
   We need more people like Zohran Mamdani.
 
"If you can make it there, you can make it anywhere!" 
 

This is
Being Preachy
And Didactic
TwoBuckHowie
 
And
 
"There has never been a time when the people who've banned books where the good guys!" LeVar Burton 
 
Banned Books — Usually Not The Good Guys Who Do It | by ...
 
  That is my story and I am sticking to it!
 
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Thursday, July 23, 2026

Teaser Number Two

   I need more time! Before I post a full video on what I plan on doing to appease my inner cravings to do something artistic.
   The first thing I found out when I came up with the idea is that I'm not a Thespian. I just play one in my head, out in the world, on daily basis. (Insert Smiley Face Here) But I have reviewed the footage and I need some kind of classes to receive an Oscar! Maybe a class from The Great Courses
   Here is a little taste;
This is
Always Keeping Busy Because Boredom First Kills The Spirit
Then The Mind
The Soul
And Finally Your Life
TwoBuckHowie
 
And
 
“There is a pleasure in the pathless woods. There is a rapture on the lonely shore/ There is society, where none intrudes. By the deep sea, and music in its roar: I love not man the less, but Nature more”
- Lord Byron -

  That is my story and I am sticking to it!
 
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Wednesday, July 15, 2026

Yes. I Am Still Here

   I just wanted to post something today because I missed last week and I am really busy this week too! So I don't have much to say except that I am working on two different projects right now and I am hoping I will be able to post them here real soon.
   One of my ideas has put the sparkle of creativity back into my eyes but life always tries to divert me with obligations and responsibilities.
   Yet I am determine to finish this project, post it, and see the reaction from viewers and readers to see if I should continue with this type of activity.
   But for now, for your listening pleasure, a band that I have been listening to for a few years and once subscribe to me as "A band that reminds me of The Ventures but only prettier." - The New Kalu

This is
Tapping My Feet To The Beat
TwoBuckHowie
 
And
 
“If I had my life to live over again, I would have made a rule to read some poetry and listen to some music at least once every week.”
- Charles Darwin -
 
  That is my story and I am sticking to it!
 
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