In Honor Of My Doctor

In honor of seeing my

Doctor
today,
I would like to bring back this humorous
Post
I wrote from
Thursday, October 22nd, 2015.
It is called
How Humiliating.

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I recently told all of you that I went to see my
Doctor
in my
Post,

A Couple Of Observations.
Here are some more observations I made of that day.

When I went in to see my Doctor, I said, "Hey Doc, I accidentally swallowed a whole bottle of sleeping pills!" She told me to have a few drinks and get some rest.

Did you hear about the newest "High Tech" they are using in the delivery room? It' cordless!

I found out the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer while I was there. The taste.

Isn't it a little bit unnerving that doctors call what they do, a practice?

At least I know I drive too fast to worry about cholesterol.

I started complaining about this pain I was having to my doctor,

she said, "We've run every test we can think of and the results show you're out of money."

What I would like to know is, "What do you call a doctor who finishes last in his or hers medical school class?" Answer: "A Doctor.

This is,

Hoping My Doctor Has A Sense Of Humor Before She Cuts Me Open

TwoBuckHowie 

And

“Doctors are great--as long as you don't need them.”

- Edward Rosenbaum -

 That is my story and I am sticking to it!

 

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Be Kind To Everyone

I'll Be Seeing You

Watch Out

   What is that old saying? "As long as you are alive, you will always be surprised at what you will see in this world."

   Well, that is not exactly how it goes so I will claim it as one of my own. 😀

   I remember the good old days, before hand held radar devices, where a patrol car had to hind behind a billboard or a line of trees and watch you fly by before he could chase you down.

   In a court of law, the officer was always right, because they would never lie, no matter how much I paid my lawyer.

   And now I have seen this on the internet;

  

I totally agree that something should be done about distracted drivers but my biggest concern is all the cars that run through red lights! It has grown at a alarming rate in California.

 

This is

Driving Like A Grandpa

Because I Am One

TwoBuckHowie

 

And

 

“Si, the speed limit sign said 35. Your Goin' 55." - Sadie Robertson
"Oh, that's just a suggestion.” - Si Robertson -

 

 That is my story and I am sticking to it!

 

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One Of My Newest Heros

   Zohran Mamdani is a great example of what can be done Politically, Socially, and Economically for the Working Class anywhere in the United States if you follow through with your campaign promises.

   We need to vote for good men like him all across this nation in the upcoming mid-term elections. 

   I was going use this paragraph to post counterpoints before the trolls start posting their hate rhetoric but I have learned throughout my lifetime that you cannot change a person's mind by telling them that they are wrong all the time. Even when you have irrefutable evidence to the contrary. You can't start calling them names because they will only dig in deeper into their beliefs.

   This is why all these cult mega-churches have emerged in this country over the years. Because people want to belong within a like minded group even if they have to identify with a certain ideology of hating thy neighbor and blaming immigrants for all their assumed problems.    

   In conclusion. Before I ramble on any further. We need more magnetic personalities running for public office who care about people no matter what their ethnicity is, their color, race, identifiers, or pronouns are.

   We need more people like Zohran Mamdani.

 

"If you can make it there, you can make it anywhere!" 

 

This is

Being Preachy

And Didactic

TwoBuckHowie

 

And

 

"There has never been a time when the people who've banned books where the good guys!" LeVar Burton 

 

 

  That is my story and I am sticking to it!

 

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