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Hello my fellow Politiores Troglodytes. This Blog is a collection of Posts, Poems, & Short Stories that I write on a daily basis. If you find it entertaining, informative, and controversial, then I have done my job properly. Thank goodness too, because Karma has been on my case of late. I'm supposed to bring fifty people into the fold or I'll have to give back the part of Einstein's brain I inherited. No, I'm not one of the Scientists who got a piece of his brain when he died. Karma said, "Eat this knowledge. It'll make you smarter!" The bargain I made with Karma was, if I could change fifty people into Politiores Populos, I would be rewarded with my very own Lamborghini. So, that's my story and I'm sticking to it! Like what you're reading, then read on. P.S. Populo is Latin for people. Politiores is Latin for educated. Troglodytes is English for troglodytes. And Einstein's brain was stolen by Thomas Stoltz Harvey after his death in 1955 and eventually divvied up into 240 pieces. If you just read that last sentence, then you have just learned something and I'm just that much closer to fulfilling my commitment to Karma!

Wednesday, March 2, 2016

I Loved Verti - Until She Jumped - That Is When I Felt Vertigo

What is it about height, 
glass, 
and that wonderful feeling of vertigo so many people like?
Yes, 
this is a 985 foot long glass bridge at  
Chicago has had 
since 2009. 
Five hundred people have proposed in them and now you can even get married in one.
Let us not forget one of the most frightening views I've ever seen.
at 
Eagle Point 
in the 
Grand Canyon.
But for a real good time when you are inebriated,
check out the swimming pool at the
in 
Shanghai Pudong.
You won't know which way is up.
Not to be outdone,
we are finally going to get a 
yes a slide, 
suspended 1,000 feet above ground,
in Los Angeles.
When asked,
I tell people,
"I'm not afraid of heights. I just really respect them. That is why I stay away from the edge!"
Why doesn't someone get it over with,
and build either a 
ride with a glass bottom,
or a
with a glass bottom!
That will scare the $^!# out of you!
And isn't that, 
what it is, 
all about?

This is,
Taking Out A Patent On Glass Bottom Flying Machines,
Jim Hauenstein,

And,

“I kiss like a skyscraper meets the sky, only with less scraping and more vertigo.” 
- Jarod Kintz - 
That is my story and I am sticking to it!

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