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Hello my fellow Politiores Troglodytes. This Blog is a collection of Posts, Poems, & Short Stories that I write on a daily basis. If you find it entertaining, informative, and controversial, then I have done my job properly. Thank goodness too, because Karma has been on my case of late. I'm supposed to bring fifty people into the fold or I'll have to give back the part of Einstein's brain I inherited. No, I'm not one of the Scientists who got a piece of his brain when he died. Karma said, "Eat this knowledge. It'll make you smarter!" The bargain I made with Karma was, if I could change fifty people into Politiores Populos, I would be rewarded with my very own Lamborghini. So, that's my story and I'm sticking to it! Like what you're reading, then read on. P.S. Populo is Latin for people. Politiores is Latin for educated. Troglodytes is English for troglodytes. And Einstein's brain was stolen by Thomas Stoltz Harvey after his death in 1955 and eventually divvied up into 240 pieces. If you just read that last sentence, then you have just learned something and I'm just that much closer to fulfilling my commitment to Karma!

Thursday, December 31, 2015

The Best Posts Of December 2015

It's New Year's Eve, 
which means it's the last day of the month. 
Which means, 
it's time for the five best Posts of December! 
Since it's already late in the day, 
because I had to take my Grandson up to the mountains so he could sled down a hill, 
build a two-foot tall snowman, 
and I could throw snowballs at him, 
I'm going to make this somewhat quick. 
So, 
can I have a drum roll please? 
Number 5 Best Post of December is; The Mugging
The true story of how I avoided being mug when I recognized one of the assailants. 
The person I was with, 
was later named as a suspect for manslaughter, 
of the same assailant when he turned up dead months later.
Number 4 Best Post of December is; Conundrum 
The problem all Fathers go through when one of there children turns eighteen 
and decide it is time to move out. 
It's hard letting go.
Number 3 Best Post of December is; Charitable 
How, 
one time, 
I was going through a bad stretch in life 
and I was on the receiving end of some heartwarming charity. 
This is, 
part of the reason, 
I ask people all the time, 
to help the unfortunate.
Number 2 Best Post of December is; Put Some Yeast Into Your New Year's Eve Resolution
Story about how to drink a six pack of beer 
and only feel the effects of two. 
Why didn't anyone ever tell me about this secret when I was still drinking.
Number 1 Best Post of December 2015 is; The Megestanu 
It has to be number one.
It is an original short story written by me 
and if you have any idea how big my ego is, 
you would know that it couldn't be anything else!

This is,
Wishing Everyone Everywhere A Happy - A Healthy - A Prosperous - New Year,
Jim Hauenstein,

And,

“May the New Year bring you courage to break your resolutions early! My own plan is to swear off every kind of virtue, so that I triumph even when I fall!” - Aleister Crowley -

That's my story and I'm sticking to it!

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