Party Like It's 1955

I know, 

you are wondering, 

what am I going to do until 

New Year's Eve? 

How can I come up with an excuse to party through to next weekend?

Because, 

there is no school for some of you, 

for the rest of you who work, 

there is a three day weekend happening now, 

and a three day weekend happening at the end of next week. 

Now, 

that you have that much time off, 

don't you want to celebrate it in style? 

Let's have a party on Tuesday! 

I know what you are saying, 

"What a great idea. It falls right in the middle of the week, right before New Year's Eve!" 

I totally agree. 

You are one smart cookie. 

But, 

now you're asking me, 

"What will we call this new found day to party?" 

I've got just the answer. 

We will call it, 

"The Birth of an icon, Two Buck Howie's Birthday!" 

Yes, 

ladies and gentlemen, 

boys and girls, 

cats and dogs, 

worms and fish, 

it's my birthday! 

Let us celebrate it like it's 1955!

The year I was born. 

No presents please. 

Give to the charity of your choice, 

even if it is only one dollar, 

and that would be a good enough gift for me.

This is,

My Kids Tell Me To Reel In My Ego,

Jim Hauenstein,

And,

"God is out there. Using the Earth as an experiment. Bringing these creatures to life, then extinction. Another set of creatures to life, then extinction. Let's hope he isn't bored of us yet!" - James Hauenstein -

That's my story and I'm sticking to it!

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