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Hello my fellow Politiores Troglodytes. This Blog is a collection of Posts, Poems, & Short Stories that I write on a daily basis. If you find it entertaining, informative, and controversial, then I have done my job properly. Thank goodness too, because Karma has been on my case of late. I'm supposed to bring fifty people into the fold or I'll have to give back the part of Einstein's brain I inherited. No, I'm not one of the Scientists who got a piece of his brain when he died. Karma said, "Eat this knowledge. It'll make you smarter!" The bargain I made with Karma was, if I could change fifty people into Politiores Populos, I would be rewarded with my very own Lamborghini. So, that's my story and I'm sticking to it! Like what you're reading, then read on. P.S. Populo is Latin for people. Politiores is Latin for educated. Troglodytes is English for troglodytes. And Einstein's brain was stolen by Thomas Stoltz Harvey after his death in 1955 and eventually divvied up into 240 pieces. If you just read that last sentence, then you have just learned something and I'm just that much closer to fulfilling my commitment to Karma!

Wednesday, December 2, 2015

Clone Your Dog At Sooam.com

First, 
everyone should read about 
Mathew Jackson.
His 
"legacy is spreading across the world after showing a stranger a random act of kindness just one day before losing his life in car accident." By Nicole Pelletiere for ABC News.com.
If that story doesn't make you cry at first, 
then plant a seed in your heart to go out 
and perform an act of kindness yourself, 
then you don't have any true sympathy for your fellow man
and your just a clone of your former self. 
Telling yourself that by doing nothing in life, 
it will not make a bit of difference, 
one way or another,
to making this a better World for all of us to live in. 
Except, 
doing something kind to 
or for someone, 
then asking them to 
Pay-It-Forward
is the first step in making this a better World!
Talking about 
Clones
those wonderful people at 
the Chinese equivalent to 
are constructing a 
Cloning Factory! 
"The Chinese scientist behind the world's biggest cloning factory has technology advanced enough to replicate humans, he told AFP, and is only holding off for fear of the public reaction. Boyalife Group and its partners are building the giant plant in the northern Chinese port of Tianjin, where it is due to go into production within the next seven months and aims for an output of one million cloned cows a year by 2020. But cattle are only the beginning of chief executive Xu Xiaochun's ambitions. In the factory pipeline are also thoroughbred racehorses, as well as pet and police dogs, specialized in searching and sniffing. Boyalife is already working with its South Korean partner Sooam and the Chinese Academy of Sciences to improve primate cloning capacity to create better test animals for disease research. And it is a short biological step from monkeys to humans—potentially raising a host of moral and ethical controversies." Story on Phys.org 
I can't wait to have four or five 
"Two Buck Howies" 
running around at the same time. 
We could form a Rock Band 
and write four or five songs together. 
Write four or five Blogs at the same time. 
Make love, 
four or five times to the same woman.
Heh, 
wait a minute?
I'm beginning to dislike those other Howie's already! 
I'm the real deal. 
No I'm the real deal.
No I'm the real one. 
No I am. 
No I am! 
Excuse me. 
I have to go kill some 
Clones!

This is,
The One And Only,
Jim Hauenstein,

And,

“Love one person at a time. That’s the motto I’ll try to get my clones to live by.” - Jarod Kintz -

That's my story and I'm sticking to it!

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