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Hello my fellow Politiores Troglodytes. This Blog is a collection of Posts, Poems, & Short Stories that I write on a daily basis. If you find it entertaining, informative, and controversial, then I have done my job properly. Thank goodness too, because Karma has been on my case of late. I'm supposed to bring fifty people into the fold or I'll have to give back the part of Einstein's brain I inherited. No, I'm not one of the Scientists who got a piece of his brain when he died. Karma said, "Eat this knowledge. It'll make you smarter!" The bargain I made with Karma was, if I could change fifty people into Politiores Populos, I would be rewarded with my very own Lamborghini. So, that's my story and I'm sticking to it! Like what you're reading, then read on. P.S. Populo is Latin for people. Politiores is Latin for educated. Troglodytes is English for troglodytes. And Einstein's brain was stolen by Thomas Stoltz Harvey after his death in 1955 and eventually divvied up into 240 pieces. If you just read that last sentence, then you have just learned something and I'm just that much closer to fulfilling my commitment to Karma!

Friday, December 25, 2015

Karma Rewards Those Who Follow Through

Oh! 
Isn't it a wonderful Christmas! 
Karma has rewarded me with the gift that she had promised to me! 
If you never read my introduction to the 
"Two Buck Howie Blog,"
I'll explain. 
It says, 
I have to enlighten 50 people with my writing, 
then Karma would reward me with my very own Lamborghini. 
I must have influenced 50 people around the World because I got my Lamborghini for Christmas! 
I'm so happy, 
it brought back a memory of one of my favorite 
"Wishes" 
I used to tell everyone that I wanted when I was still young.  
First, 
I must clarify something.
When you asked Karma for anything, 
you need to be very specific. 
Ok, 
here it is. 
When I played in a rock band, 
I used to tell everyone that I wanted to be surrounded by beautiful women. 
So, 
when I got married, 
I had four beautiful daughters! 
What I had in mind was a lot different then what I got, 
but I always be grateful for the wonderful gift of having seven children 
and four of them being girls. 
Once again, 
Karma has rewarded me with the gift that I've been asking for since I started writing this Blog. 
A Lamborghini. 
Now, 
all I have to do is go out to a retail store 
and buy a pack of AA batteries. 
Then I'll be able to drive my Lamborghini with my remote control!


This is,
Driving My Lamborghini Reventon,
Jim Hauenstein,

And,

“In my first video diary I explained my love for women who have a taste in carrots. Since then, I have received plenty of carrots. Now I also have a keen interest in women who like Lamborghinis.” - Louis Tomlinson -

That's my story and I'm sticking to it!

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