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Hello my fellow Politiores Troglodytes. This Blog is a collection of Posts, Poems, & Short Stories that I write on a daily basis. If you find it entertaining, informative, and controversial, then I have done my job properly. Thank goodness too, because Karma has been on my case of late. I'm supposed to bring fifty people into the fold or I'll have to give back the part of Einstein's brain I inherited. No, I'm not one of the Scientists who got a piece of his brain when he died. Karma said, "Eat this knowledge. It'll make you smarter!" The bargain I made with Karma was, if I could change fifty people into Politiores Populos, I would be rewarded with my very own Lamborghini. So, that's my story and I'm sticking to it! Like what you're reading, then read on. P.S. Populo is Latin for people. Politiores is Latin for educated. Troglodytes is English for troglodytes. And Einstein's brain was stolen by Thomas Stoltz Harvey after his death in 1955 and eventually divvied up into 240 pieces. If you just read that last sentence, then you have just learned something and I'm just that much closer to fulfilling my commitment to Karma!

Wednesday, January 4, 2017

Letters Of Recommendation

It is the month of
January
and if you have been reading this
Blog
over the past few years,
you will have noticed more then one
Post
in this month stating,
"Sorry I am out sick,"
or
"Sorry for missing a few days of writing because I am sick."
I do not know what it is,
no matter what part of the country I live in,
I am always catching a cold
or the flu in the months of
January & February.
I even had my first flu shot this year,
so I guess it is only a cold.
Enough of an introduction,
paving the way for another excuse,
of why I am too sick to write a
Post
today.
I did come up with an ingenious way to get around this problem
and hopefully make a few bucks on the side.
By writing the
Post,
"Letters Of Recommendation!"
Here is an example of what I wrote for my
Day Care Person
who took care of my kids,
up until six years ago.
I wrote this Letter for her last year.



To Whom it may concern,
    My name is James Hauenstein and ...... ....... is my friend and an inspiration to my children. We all think very highly of her.
    I met ...... ....... in 2003 when she and her family moved into our neighborhood. At the time of our meeting I was a single parent trying to raise four children on my own and hold a full time job. I had a trove of babysitters coming and going all the time before her. Most were unreliable and others didn’t like the burden of taking care of four children all day while I was at work.
    ...... was not like these others, she set up her Daycare service, at her own home, going through the proper channels and license from the County of Riverside. That first year, she took in all four of my children and she went beyond my expectations of helping me and my family.
   I live in Temecula, California, but at the time I needed her services I worked in Orange County. ...... let me bring my kids early to her home, where I would leave their backpacks and clothing with her while the kids slept a little longer before school. She would feed them, a lot of times more than the required one meal a day. She picked them up after school. She helped them with their homework. When their clothing was becoming frayed, she bought them clothes with her own money. I believe, because of ...... ......., I was able to keep my family together and my kids grew up to be outstanding young adults.
   Why do I believe in ...... so much? Before her, my children did not have any guidance or discipline. Their grades were poor. Fast food was the main course for meals. But she changed all that. If it wasn’t for her love for children, her belief in education, and the kindness of allowing me the liberty to be away at work for more than eight hours a day, I doubt I would have the loving family unit I have today.
   ...... ........ is a caring, intelligent, and just the right amount of disciplinarian that children love her. She knows what a good environment at a Daycare can do to help a child grow strong mentally and be physically healthy.
   I cannot say enough good things about her as you can see I owe her a lot and I believe she is a wonderful person. She would be an asset to any Daycare service that hired her.
Thank you.
James Hauenstein


Of course,
I erased her name
and replaced them with dots,
so if you need a
"Letter Of Recommendation"
to get a job at a
Day Care Center,
you can print this free example
and use it.
And of course again,
if you need a
"Letter Of Recommendation"
for any other kind of job,
just email your information to;
2buckhowie@gmail.com,
stating your
Name,
the
Company Name
you are applying to,
what type of
Job
you are applying for,
your work with any
Charities,
anything else you think is important that I should know
and I will write something up for you!
For a nominal fee.
Well,
maybe I will charge market value.
Well,
if this thing really takes off,
I am going to ask for top dollar!


This is,
Thinking Of Another Quick Rich Scheme,
That I Can See Is Going To Go Awry,
Jim Hauenstein,

And,
 

“I love money. I love everything about it. I bought some pretty good stuff. Got me a $300 pair of socks. Got a fur sink. An electric dog polisher. A gasoline powered turtleneck sweater. And, of course, I bought some dumb stuff, too.”
- Steve Martin -
That is my story and I am sticking to it!
Like what you are reading,
or do not like what you see.
Set up my Blog as your Homepage,
or sign up as a Follower,
or leave a Comment,
and I will answer you in a Post.
Thanks for reading.

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