I Love His Brand Of Humor

Being the compassionate sort that I am,

I'm always looking for ways to help out the downtrodden,

the tyrannized,

oppressed,

trampled upon,

helpless,

destitute,

maltreated,

subjugated,

persecuted,

and exploited.

Unless they ask for a ride,

shelter,

or money.

I cannot save everyone by myself.

First I must save myself

and my family.

It's not like book sales of my

Novel;

"No Return Address,"

is going off the roof

or anything like that these days.

So how can I help if I'm not financially solvent any longer?

By inspiring

and motivating you with some classic

George Burns.

Look to the future, because that is where you'll spend the rest of your life.

Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.

Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running taxicabs or cutting hair.

I'd rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate.

Everything that goes up must come down. But there comes a time when not everything that's down can come up.

Acting is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you've got it made.

Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.

I can remember when the air was clean and the sex was dirty.

It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.

This is,

I Guess I Am Getting Old Because I Love His Brand Of Humor,

Jim Hauenstein,

And,

“There isn't a thing I can't do now that I didn't do when I was twenty-one...which gives you an idea of how pathetic I was when I was twenty-one.”
- George Burns -

That is a way to help people, by making them smile!

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