Ever Since A Priest In My Grade School Fed Us Chocolate Covered Ants

I guess it was too soon to

Roast The President

yesterday on my

Blog.

Even though those jokes were all said by someone other than me on

Jeff Ross's Comedy Central Roast

in

2011

about

Donald Trump,

with

Donald Trump

present.

Also,

if you know how the show works,

participants have to request being on.

People are taking this guy a little too seriously.

Like a famous football player once said,

and we all know that football players know what they are talking about when it comes with dealing with the public,

he said;

R-E-L-A-X!

- Aaron Rodgers.

Good thing today is

Science Saturday,

or I could be loosing all my readers if I kept rambling on about our new

King;

Donald Trump.

Did you see the new bug?

Alien Looking Insect found trapped in Amber.
by Jeanna Bryner for Livescience.com on CBSNews.com
"The 100-million-year-old remains of an alien-looking female insect — complete with a triangular head and bulging eyes — have been discovered encased in a glob of hardened resin called amber. The tiny creature, now called Aethiocarenus burmanicus, did not land on Earth via spaceship, but rather lived in what are now mines in Hukawng Valley in Myanmar, the researchers said. There, hiding out in the miniscule cracks in tree bark, the insect may have hunted for mites, worms or fungi, the researchers added. Nearby, dinosaurs would have lumbered by, the scientists who discovered these remains said. In fact, the extinct extraterrestrial was so different from other insects that its discoverers have created an entirely new order, called Aethiocarenodea, for the creature."

Some more

Live Science!

Cicadas Are Coming! Brood VI returns after 17 Years.

by Mindy Weisberger, Senior Writer 

"During summer's hottest months in locations around the world, the whirring buzz of cicadas is a familiar sound. Sometimes erroneously referred to as locusts, summer cicadas are annual visitors, but they have darker, red-eyed cousins that are seen much less frequently — in some cases, close to two decades pass between appearances. Known as periodical cicadas, these long-lived insects — the longest-lived in North America — can be found only in the eastern half of the United States, surfacing between May and June in cycles of 13 or 17 years, depending on the species. They live near trees, hatching and growing underground as nymphs and living off sap that they siphon from tree roots. During their years underground, the nymphs molt through five growth cycles, known as instars. Then, when ground temperatures reach 64 degrees Fahrenheit (18 degrees Celsius) at a soil depth of 8 inches (20 centimeters), the nymphs emerge en masse and metamorphose into winged adults, according to the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration."

I have to tell you,

I am extremely glad that I do not live in the

Eastern Half

of the

United States.

Because of all my allergies,

I am a mouth breather

and I would have

Cicadas

flying

In & Out

of it all day long!

This is,

Ever Since A Priest In My Grade School Fed Us Chocolate Covered Ants,

I Am No Longer Willing To Eat Insects In This Lifetime,

Jim Hauenstein,

And,

"The cicadas sang louder and yet louder. The sun did not rise, it overflowed.”
- Ray Bradbury -

That is my story and I am sticking to it!

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