Still Believing This Life Is All A Good Joke

Over the years,

I have told my children that it is sometimes good to read the oppositions referendum.
That way you will have a better idea why they think the way they do.

I have read

Mein Kampf

and

The Communist Manifesto

to see what stirs the hearts of

Men & Women

to be so hateful.

So,

to be fair to our new

President,

I went out

and bought

Donald Trump's

book;

The Art of the Deal.

He must have foreseen his future,

because the book had

Four Chapter Elevens!

"Tonight we honor a self-made millionaire. He started with nothing, worked hard, and made a fortune ... That man is Fred Trump, Donald's dad. That's right, for all his self-starter bullshit, he's basically Jaden Smith with a comb-over."

Seth MacFarlane

"You put up more useless hotels than an autistic kid playing Monopoly."

Lisa Lampanelli

"Donald Trump, without a doubt, you're a New York landmark. Which means it's only a matter of time before you bulldoze yourself to build some gaudy, tacky monstrosity and put your name on it."

Larry King

"And Donald, I’m not even sure if you’re aware of this, but the only difference between you and Michael Douglas from the movie Wall Street is that no one’s going to be sad when you get cancer."

Anthony Jeselnik

"Melania, you look so beautiful tonight. Give her a round of applause. You’ve been such a good sport. So gorgeous. These two are so compatible, because they both yell out Donald’s name when they climax."

Jeff Ross

OK,

one last joke about our

President.

Asked what his new Foreign Policy is going to be, The President said, "If you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee!"

Jokes are from

Comedy Central's Roast

of

Donald Trump

in 2011.

This is,

Still Believing This Life Is All A Good Joke

And If You Treat It That Way,

You Will Never Stop Laughing.

Jim Hauenstein,

And,

“There is nothing in the world so irresistibly contagious as laughter and good humor.”
- Charles Dickens -

That is my story and I am sticking to It!

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