I'll Be Bingeing My Favorite Sci-Fi, Now That's A Pardeeee!

For some reason, one of my kids was rummaging through a box in our attic and came across my old High School Year Book. She immediately asked me why I was the only one, in my class, with two pictures the year I graduated? There were front and side photos of me. I told her to read what I was "Most Likely" to be. It read; Most Likely To Be On The FBI's Most Wanted List!

As you know, I like to give to Charities, the Church, and to those People holding up cardboard signs that read; Will Work For Food! But my neighbor said I shouldn't just give money to those street people. "What if they buy drugs with it?" So I figure, if they are willing to work for food, I'll give them all coconuts!

I used to be a bartender in my younger days. We had a strict policy where a sign said; We have the right to refuse service to anyone. So one day I told a guy, "We don't serve time travelers in here."
A time traveler walks into a bar!

A panda walks into a bar and gobbles some beer nuts. Then he pulls out a gun, fires it in the air, and heads for the door. “Hey!” shouts the bartender, but the panda yells back, “I’m a panda. Google me!” Sure enough, panda: “A tree-climbing mammal with distinct black-and-white coloring. Eats shoots and leaves!”

The past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

I used to be a delivery man for a Florist. One day I forgot to make one stop and my boss says to me, “Next time I send a damn fool, 
I'll go myself.”

If growing up in the ’80s taught me one thing, it’s that my friends and I should have found a treasure map by now!

This may be the beer talking, 
but I really, really, really, really love beer.

This is,

The Weekend,

Let's Get This Party Started!

I'll Be Bingeing My Favorite Sci-Fi,

Now That's A Pardeeee!

Jim Hauenstein,

And,

“It's 4:58 on Friday afternoon. Do you know where your margarita is?”
- Amy Neftzger -

That is my story and I am sticking to it!

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