What A Sugar Rush!

OK,

raise your hand if you ate too much candy.

Raise your hand if you gained 5 pounds from eating pumpkin pie.

Raise your hand if you need to go to the dentist tomorrow.

Now,

Raise the Roof
if you can't wait for Thanksgiving.

We won't be eating candy,

but I know we'll all be eating something good.

I had to laugh at my Doctor when I went to see her last month.

She told me I had to loose at least 40 pounds,

but I can't see that happening anytime soon.

With Halloween just finishing

and with Thanksgiving

and Christmas coming.

Fat chance!

Wait,

I'll be the one who is fat after those Holidays.

Well,

here is me,

sitting on the couch,

eating candy,

watching football,

waiting for the

Green Bay Packers

and

Denver Broncos

game tonight on

NBC Sports.

I hope you can digest the rest of that candy you picked up last night as you secretly acted like a kid

and dressed up in a Halloween costume.

And don't think you fooled anyone either.

It's just too creepy to point out the fact that you were dressed up

and tried to change your voice to sound younger when you said,

"Trick or Treat!"

This is,

I'll Tackle (Football Humor) Insightful, Political, Educational Stories Tomorrow,

Jim Hauenstein,

And,

“Ability is what you're capable of doing. Motivation determines what you do. Attitude determines how well you do it.”
- Lou Holtz -

“Once you learn to quit, it becomes a habit.”
- Vince Lombardi -

“The problem with winter sports is that -- follow me closely here -- they generally take place in winter.”
- Dave Berry -

That's my story and I'm sticking to it!

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