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Hello my fellow Politiores Troglodytes. This Blog is a collection of Posts, Poems, & Short Stories that I write on a daily basis. If you find it entertaining, informative, and controversial, then I have done my job properly. Thank goodness too, because Karma has been on my case of late. I'm supposed to bring fifty people into the fold or I'll have to give back the part of Einstein's brain I inherited. No, I'm not one of the Scientists who got a piece of his brain when he died. Karma said, "Eat this knowledge. It'll make you smarter!" The bargain I made with Karma was, if I could change fifty people into Politiores Populos, I would be rewarded with my very own Lamborghini. So, that's my story and I'm sticking to it! Like what you're reading, then read on. P.S. Populo is Latin for people. Politiores is Latin for educated. Troglodytes is English for troglodytes. And Einstein's brain was stolen by Thomas Stoltz Harvey after his death in 1955 and eventually divvied up into 240 pieces. If you just read that last sentence, then you have just learned something and I'm just that much closer to fulfilling my commitment to Karma!

Friday, November 27, 2015

εγγαστριμυθία

Ever since men
and women began using their vocal cords for naming people,
places,
and things,
instead of only grunting at one another,
there has been a growing religious
Cult
that exists to this very day.
The religious prophets of this
Cult
are said to be able to speak to the dead,
as well as foretell the future.
One of the earliest recorded
Prophets
to utilize a technique called,
Gastromancing,
was
Pythia.
A
Priestess
at the temple of
Apollo in Delphi.
She acted as the conduit for the
Delphic Oracle.
During this time in History,
they became known in Greece as the
Gastromancers.
One of the most successful early
Gastromancers
was
Eurykles
or
Eurycles of Athens.
(Depending on which website you are doing your research from, the spelling of his name differs.)  
Eurykles
became so popular during his lifetime,
that his followers were called,
Euryklides,
Eurycleides,
or
Engastrimanteis.
The
“Belly Prophets!"
In the middle ages the practice of
Gastromancy
was thought to be
Witchcraft,
hence the reason the
Cult
went underground.
To protect their
Believers
from persecution.
But now,
a few have chosen to rise above the
Catacombs
of the religious underworld.
To brandish their
Secret Cult Ways
by means of the
Entertainment World!
You might recognize their leader.
he uses the
Latin
terms for his craft.
Venter,
meaning belly,
and
Loqui,
meaning to speak.
The
"Belly Prophets" 
have arisen once again
and go by the name,
"Ventriloquists!" 
(εγγαστριμυθία) 
And
Jeff Dunham 
is there
Spiritual Leader!
See the source image
This is,
Throwing My Voice Over Here,
Jim Hauenstein,

And,

“I am the Love Ventriloquist. And if you say I’m not, I’ll say it so it sounds like you said I am.”
- Jarod Kintz -

That is my story and I am sticking to it!

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