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Hello my fellow Politiores Troglodytes. This Blog is a collection of Posts, Poems, & Short Stories that I write on a daily basis. If you find it entertaining, informative, and controversial, then I have done my job properly. Thank goodness too, because Karma has been on my case of late. I'm supposed to bring fifty people into the fold or I'll have to give back the part of Einstein's brain I inherited. No, I'm not one of the Scientists who got a piece of his brain when he died. Karma said, "Eat this knowledge. It'll make you smarter!" The bargain I made with Karma was, if I could change fifty people into Politiores Populos, I would be rewarded with my very own Lamborghini. So, that's my story and I'm sticking to it! Like what you're reading, then read on. P.S. Populo is Latin for people. Politiores is Latin for educated. Troglodytes is English for troglodytes. And Einstein's brain was stolen by Thomas Stoltz Harvey after his death in 1955 and eventually divvied up into 240 pieces. If you just read that last sentence, then you have just learned something and I'm just that much closer to fulfilling my commitment to Karma!

Sunday, November 8, 2015

Did You Wish Upon A Shooying Star Last Night?

"Mystery light freaks out Southern California residents." By Joe Sutton For CNN. Panic and speculation spread Saturday night when a bright white light shot through the night skies in Southern California. Residents posted a flurry of videos on social media, together with theories of aliens or meteors. Others made panicked calls to law enforcement officials. But not to worry, U.S. military officials said. It was a planned missile test. The Navy Strategic Systems Programs held a scheduled missile test flight at sea from USS Kentucky, which is a ballistic missile submarine. The test was conducted off the coast of Southern California, the Pentagon said in a statement. It said the missile was not armed. "The tests were part of a scheduled, ongoing system evaluation test," the statement said. "Launches are conducted on a frequent, recurring basis to ensure the continued reliability of the system. Each test activity provides valuable information about our systems, thus contributing to assurance in our capabilities." Fascinated residents shot video of the light. "At first, it looked like a gold shooting star," witness Matt McKee said. "It went from gold and small, burning for a few minutes and turned into this blue spot light. Like at an event held at night -- not like shooting out at us, but a white bright light," he said. "What was weird, the tail was light and wide and it got bluer and bluer. Then it just burned out and went away." The Los Angeles International Airport issued a statement this week about the military testing. "The military airspace to the west of LAX will be active for one week, creating traffic route limitations and requiring LAX to temporarily deviate from over-ocean operations," it said. The military test will continue until November 12.

 

Man,

that took all the fun out the scary blue-green cloud

 that settled in the

upper atmosphere last night,

making it look like a magnesium comet had broken up above

Southern California!


When comets do hit our atmosphere,

depending on the composition of material in the comet,

different hues of color can be seen in the night skies.

If a comet streaks across during daylight hours,

the Sun's brightness blocks this effect.

Some of the eyewitnesses,

including my daughter,

when she thought it was a comet,

reported seeing the missile explode,

breaking up in the upper atmosphere,

then dispersing the large bluish green cloud,

which hovered in the skies for about 10 minutes.

You can read most of the eyewitness reports at;


The website is called;


If you like,

if you ever see a meteorite,

they have a section where you can give the time,

date,

direction,

altitude,

and all kinds of fun stuff on what you saw.

You too then can be listed on their website as a

Stargazer!

The one thing the Military didn't explain was,

was the missile supposed to explode in the upper atmosphere,

and what chemicals were in the missile to form the large blue-green cloud?

"Conspiracy Theorists Unite"

and let me know your latest ideas of what the Government is doing to us!

Before my head grows a third ear,

or grows an eleventh toe,

or I lose my appetite for potato chips.

Damn,

that would be just like our Government.

Hording all the potatoes for themselves!



This is me,

Grabbing A Bag Of My Favorite Chips,

Hawaiian Potato Chips,

Jim Hauenstein,



And,



To attract a lover, you need to craft the perfect Craigslist ad. Here’s mine: Free TV with purchase of potato chips and a couch.”  - Jarod Kintz -



That's my story and I'm sticking to it!



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