The Derriere

I'm the proud
Papa
of seven children.

I started having kids late in life though.

Which means,

my last three children were born 1 year apart from each other.

Meaning,

I had three kids in diapers at the same time!

The oldest of the three was a little instigator.

Always daring the younger two to do something funny

or foolish,

depending on the idea,

while she sat back

and watched.

(Then they grow up to be teenagers and are still a handful.)

Like all parents,

whenever my kids got an

owie,

I would say,

"Should I kiss it to make it feel better?"

Kids all over the
World
believe if there parents kiss their

boo-boos,

everything feels so much better.

One day,

after a long day at work,

I came home to find the three little ones watching the 

Disney Channel

on
TV.

As soon as the eldest one saw me,

she leans over,

from her sitting position,

like she was pointing her butt at me

and says,

"Daddy I fell down and hurt my bottom. Will you kiss it and make it feel better?"

All three kids,

still wearing diapers mind you,

started rolling on the living room carpet hysterically.

They wouldn't stop laughing.

That is baby humor at its best.

And no,

I did not kiss her derriere!

This is,

Still Willing To Kiss Boo-Boos If They Ask Me To,

Jim Hauenstein,

And,

“When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.” 

- Rodney Dangerfield -

That is my story and I am sticking to it!

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