The other day,
my grandson came up to me
and asked if I could fix his his fake plastic Police handcuffs.
He had jammed the plastic key inside the keyhole of the cuffs
and couldn't get it out.
I tried to accommodate him but after repeated tries I told him I couldn't do it.
He said,
"Come on Papa. You can do it. Your sixty years old!"
Anthropologists have released more information about a recently
discovered extinct human species.
We're finding out that early man wasn't very intelligent.
They say the species lived in trees,
had brains the size of an
orange,
and plans to vote for Donald Trump for president!
And I'll tell you something.
When Donald Trump makes a vow,
he keeps it.
Ask any of his four wives,
they will tell you.
Wisconsin Governor Scott Walker says that he thinks only 12 states will
decide the presidential election in 2016.
And if Trump wins,
those 12 states
will be
shock,
depression,
confusion,
outrage,
despair,
denial,
anger,
sadness,
distress,
gloominess,
bargaining
and finally
acceptance!
According to an online poll,
Donald Trump is still the front-runner in
the Republican primary race.
That's very impressive because it's the only
race left in the Country he hasn't offended yet!
I recently saw an add for men who wear toupees.
It read;
"Our glue will not only keep your hair on your head,
but it will make you attractive to women who have breast implants
and want to marry a Billionaire!"
This is,
Wishing The Republican Party Had A Man Like Abraham Lincoln Running For President Again,
Jim Hauenstein,
And,
“In America, anyone can become president. That's the problem.”
- George Carlin -
That's my story and I'm sticking to it!
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