MildStones

I've reached another

"Milestone."

Yes,

I'm using the old Roman way of marking how many miles it takes to reach my goal by putting a large stone at equal distances,

which represents each new reader that signs up as a

Follower.

I'm thinking of calling them either,

The Nephroliths Stones

or

The Renal Calculus Stones.

Both sound really

Nobly Roman

to me.

I'm just

Kidney Stoning

you.

Wait,

here comes one now.

Good thing these things don't hurt!

:'-(

My eldest daughter recently signed up as my

Twenty-Fifth Follower!

The reason she says that she couldn't sign up before was,

I never told her,

that if you look at my

Blog

on a

Smart Phone,

you have to page down,

almost to the bottom,

and where it says,

"View Web Version,"

you have to click that link to be able to see where to sign up!

Now wasn't that simple?

OK, OK.
It wasn't.

You know,

I used to be a Musician.

I used to love to sing

and I used to love to drink Scotch.

Now-a-days,

most people would rather hear me drink Scotch.

Happiness?

A good cigar,

a good meal,

a good cigar

and a good woman,

or a bad woman;

it depends on how much happiness you can handle.

Actually,

it only takes one drink to get me loaded.

Trouble is,

I can't remember if it's the thirteenth

or fourteenth.

It's hard for me to get used to these changing times.

I can remember when the air was clean

and the sex was dirty.

I'm not sure about all this new Science,

where they are talking about extending the life expectancy.

I figure,

if you live to the age of one hundred you have it made

because very few people die past the age of a hundred!

This is,

Q: Why Should Creationism Be Taught In Schools?
A: Because It Leaves Less Time To Teach Global Warming And Tobacco's Link To Cancer!

Jim Hauenstein,

And,

“Folks are usually about as happy as they make their minds up to be.”

- Abraham Lincoln -

That's my story and I'm sticking to it!

Like what you read, or don't like what you see,

sign up as a Follower, or leave a Comment,

or set up my Blog as your Homepage,

and I'll try to Happily answer you in a Post.

Thanks for reading.