5 Best Posts Of November One Day Before It's Over!

One of my Followers,

who has, 

unfortunately, 

once again fallen back into disarray because her old habits are hard to break, 

told me last month that my readers should be the ones who vote for, 

"The 5 Best Posts Of The Month." 

It sounded like a good idea at the time, 

so I'll give it a try. 

(Side note. I pray she will come to her senses, because she lost her true friends, by going back to her Street Scams.) 

I couldn't really set up an election to vote on something like this, 

since people would take days, 

or even weeks before they voted. 

So the best way to do it, 

I feel, 

is by the statistics. 

Because the 

Stats 

don't lie. 

Actually, 

if you have ever taken a business course, 

they teach you how to askew the numbers, 

to make them look anyway you like. 

That's why it takes so long for 

Brokers 

to get caught after you've fallen for their 

Ponzi Scheme. 

(That seems to be an idea for another Post on another day.) 

Unlike last month, 

where I wrote the  

Top Five Posts 

in no particular order, 

we are going to let the 

Stats 

pick the order.

The Fifth most popular Post of November is: The Kiss.

A fictional tale, where I try to put a bug into the brains of Hypochondriacs by talking about an actual insect that can carry a fatal disease. The insect is called The Kissing Bug.

The Fourth most popular Post of November is: εγγαστριμυθία.

Which is Greek and stands for Ventriloquism. Another fictional tale, where I tell how the art of being a Ventriloquist, was started as a Religion and the original followers were known as Gastromancers. 

The Third most popular Post of November is: The Derriere.

Where I tell the true story of my three youngest children, when all three were still in diapers. It was Baby Humor at its best. I wouldn't want to ruin the ending for you by explaining it here, so I guess you'll have to read the Post.

We have a Tie for the number Two and number One Spot with: Did It Hear Me? and What Do You Believe?

Did It Hear Me is the fictional tale, from the perspective of a mouse. After I trapped one, one evening and disposed of it. I sat down and wrote how Giants ruined his life. 

What Do You Believe is my Philosophy on Guardian Angels, that our Life Force or Soul is made out of pure Energy, and that Energy can't be destroyed. So when we die, that Energy or Soul changes into another form where we become Angels.

This is, 

Your Assignment For Next Week Is, To Read All Five Post.

There Will Be A Test!

Jim Hauenstein,

And,

“I'll be famous one day, but for now I'm stuck in middle school with a bunch of morons." - Greg Heffley, The Wimpy Kid - Author - Jeff Kinney - From - Diary of a Wimpy Kid 

That's my story and I'm sticking to it!

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