My Christmas Wish List

OK boys

and girls.

I know you've been asking me to do this for such a long time, 

so I'm finally going to give it to you. 

My Five Favorite Tech Toys 

you can buy me,

either for 

Christmas 

or my 

Birthday!

Which is four days after Christmas.

Number One is because I'm still a kid at heart and my favorite Sport is Formula 1 Racing. Thanks to the wonderful people at Razor, you know them as the group who brought back Scooters to our kids, they have made the Razor Crazy Cart XL. "The Ultimate Drifting Machine just grew up! In response to the overwhelming demand for an adult-sized version of our award-winning Crazy Cart, Razor presents the Crazy Cart XL: a full-size, high-powered drift cart for the kid in all of us!" ($700)
Number Two should be on Everyone's list for Christmas, or should I say, Anyone who loves to sit through a marathon of their favorite Movies, TV Shows, Saturday or Sunday Football Games. It's the Octane Mega Sofa! By the people who do this kind of stuff all the time, with more than one Sofa, Octane Theater Seating. "Under the leather upholstery are two motorized power recliners, plus adjustable headrests, USB ports, power outlets, and reading lights atop that pull-out center console. In case you were wondering: Yes, the cup holders are illuminated with sunken LEDs!" ($1,800)
Number Three favorite Tech Toy that I must have, just because other people have them and I don't, is the DJI Inspire 1 Drone. By who else, DJI. This baby "features some serious technology, including GPS positioning, full 360-degree camera rotation, autopilot options, and even a built-in flight simulator. That last bit is for, you know, practicing — before you put your pricey quad-copter up 20 stories in the air." ($4,500)
Number Four is an Item I have talked about before in my Post, Here Pepper, Here Girl! Mommy please, can I have my very own Aldebaran Pepper Robot! "Engaging and friendly, Pepper is much more than a robot, he’s a companion able to communicate with you through the most intuitive interface we know: voice, touch and emotions." See, it has emotions, where we can become friends, hang out together, and I'll never have to socially interact with people ever again. Please? ($1,700.00 not including Tariffs, Taxes, Shipping and Handling!)
Number Five is such a sign of success for anyone to own, that I know you will all want one too! Don't we all dream about having our very own Workstation, in our home? Well now you can, with a little help from our good friends up in Canada, heh. MWE Labs has built The Emperor Line Of Workstations that, as a writer, I just can't live without! So, please, help me out this Christmas, or on my Birthday, and I'll Post a photo of me working hard at my Workstation! Now won't that be worth spending all that money on me? ($21,500)

This is,

Working, Working For My Workstation,

Jim Hauenstein,

And,

“The secret to getting ahead is getting started.” - Mark Twain -

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5 Best Posts Of November One Day Before It's Over!

One of my Followers,

who has, 

unfortunately, 

once again fallen back into disarray because her old habits are hard to break, 

told me last month that my readers should be the ones who vote for, 

"The 5 Best Posts Of The Month." 

It sounded like a good idea at the time, 

so I'll give it a try. 

(Side note. I pray she will come to her senses, because she lost her true friends, by going back to her Street Scams.) 

I couldn't really set up an election to vote on something like this, 

since people would take days, 

or even weeks before they voted. 

So the best way to do it, 

I feel, 

is by the statistics. 

Because the 

Stats 

don't lie. 

Actually, 

if you have ever taken a business course, 

they teach you how to askew the numbers, 

to make them look anyway you like. 

That's why it takes so long for 

Brokers 

to get caught after you've fallen for their 

Ponzi Scheme. 

(That seems to be an idea for another Post on another day.) 

Unlike last month, 

where I wrote the  

Top Five Posts 

in no particular order, 

we are going to let the 

Stats 

pick the order.

The Fifth most popular Post of November is: The Kiss.

A fictional tale, where I try to put a bug into the brains of Hypochondriacs by talking about an actual insect that can carry a fatal disease. The insect is called The Kissing Bug.

The Fourth most popular Post of November is: εγγαστριμυθία.

Which is Greek and stands for Ventriloquism. Another fictional tale, where I tell how the art of being a Ventriloquist, was started as a Religion and the original followers were known as Gastromancers. 

The Third most popular Post of November is: The Derriere.

Where I tell the true story of my three youngest children, when all three were still in diapers. It was Baby Humor at its best. I wouldn't want to ruin the ending for you by explaining it here, so I guess you'll have to read the Post.

We have a Tie for the number Two and number One Spot with: Did It Hear Me? and What Do You Believe?

Did It Hear Me is the fictional tale, from the perspective of a mouse. After I trapped one, one evening and disposed of it. I sat down and wrote how Giants ruined his life. 

What Do You Believe is my Philosophy on Guardian Angels, that our Life Force or Soul is made out of pure Energy, and that Energy can't be destroyed. So when we die, that Energy or Soul changes into another form where we become Angels.

This is, 

Your Assignment For Next Week Is, To Read All Five Post.

There Will Be A Test!

Jim Hauenstein,

And,

“I'll be famous one day, but for now I'm stuck in middle school with a bunch of morons." - Greg Heffley, The Wimpy Kid - Author - Jeff Kinney - From - Diary of a Wimpy Kid 

That's my story and I'm sticking to it!

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Fever

Sorry about not writing today.

I know a few of you can't sleep at night unless you read my Blog,

but even I sometimes fall under the spell of sickness.

I had a high fever today which has subsequently subsided.

But I do have some good news to point out before I go back to sleep.

One,

which effects everyone's future is,

"Trump drops 12 percentage points in poll: Reuters/Ipsos" by Alan Wise for Reuters.

And that was in one week!

I knew Americans had it in them to be intelligent.

The second good news I like to point out is about one of my readers,

who after a long layoff,

just got his job back this week.

Way to go Johnny,

I hope things keep turning in your favor.

This is,

Resting Up So I Can Write That Pulitzer Prize Winning Story I've Been Dreaming About,

Jim Hauenstein,

And,

“When one door of happiness closes, another opens; but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one which has been opened for us.” - Helen Keller -

That's my story and I'm sticking to it!

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εγγαστριμυθία

Ever since men

and women began using their vocal cords for naming people,

places,

and things,

instead of only grunting at one another,

there has been a growing religious

Cult

that exists to this very day.

The religious prophets of this

Cult

are said to be able to speak to the dead,

as well as foretell the future.

One of the earliest recorded

Prophets

to utilize a technique called,
Gastromancing,
was

Pythia.

A
Priestess
at the temple of

Apollo in Delphi.

She acted as the conduit for the

Delphic Oracle.

During this time in History,

they became known in Greece as the

Gastromancers.

One of the most successful early

Gastromancers

was

Eurykles

or

Eurycles of Athens.

(Depending on which website you are doing your research from, the spelling of his name differs.)  
Eurykles

became so popular during his lifetime,

that his followers were called,

Euryklides,

Eurycleides,

or

Engastrimanteis.

The

“Belly Prophets!"

In the middle ages the practice of

Gastromancy

was thought to be

Witchcraft,

hence the reason the

Cult

went underground.

To protect their

Believers

from persecution.

But now,

a few have chosen to rise above the

Catacombs

of the religious underworld.

To brandish their

Secret Cult Ways

by means of the

Entertainment World!

You might recognize their leader.

he uses the

Latin

terms for his craft.

Venter,

meaning belly,

and

Loqui,

meaning to speak.

The

"Belly Prophets" 

have arisen once again

and go by the name,

"Ventriloquists!" 
(εγγαστριμυθία) 

And

Jeff Dunham 

is there

Spiritual Leader!

This is,

Throwing My Voice Over Here,

Jim Hauenstein,

And,

“I am the Love Ventriloquist. And if you say I’m not, I’ll say it so it sounds like you said I am.”

- Jarod Kintz -

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Happy Thanksgiving Everyone

I know the
World
doesn't celebrate
Thanksgiving,

but I still want to say,

I hope everyone gets to spend today with someone they love.

Happy Thanksgiving Everyone.

This is Me,
Gobbling Down A Turkey Wing,

Jim Hauenstein, 

And, 

“After a good dinner one can forgive anybody, even one's own relations.” - Oscar Wilde -

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The Kiss

I was afraid this was going to happen.

You remember the dream you had last night?

Don't you?

Or you thought it was a dream.

A hazy figure,

lightly touching your cheek.

So soft,
but also pointy.

You imagined it could have been,
sharpened fingernails caressing your skin,

of a petite manicured women.

The movement was sometimes circular,

sometimes tapping straight across,

from one cheek to the other.

Then the taps slow down,

inching closer,

ever closer to your lips.

You feel it as sensual,

enjoyable.

The tapping stops.

That's when you realize there are six set of fingernail tips contacting  your chin

and lower lip.

You know inside your dream something is wrong.

Will this feeling go away

or is there nothing to be suspicious of?

You quickly sit up in bed

and slap away at your lower lip!

It wasn't the voluptuous kiss you were expecting in your dream.

Whatever was crawling on your face bit your lower lip.

Oh no!

It was a bite from the Triatominae!

THE KISSING BUG!

They carry the

American Trypanosomiasis.

A tropical parasitic disease caused by the

Protozoan Trypanosoma Cruzi.

Better known as the

Chagas Disease.

Your symptoms will change over the course of the infection.

In the early stage,

your symptoms are typically either asymptomatic,

(not present)

or mild,

so be warned.

Still,

it may include a fever,

swollen lymph nodes,

headaches,

or local swelling at the site of the bite.

After 8 to 12 weeks,

if you don't seek treatment,

you'll enter the chronic phase of disease,

in which your heart rhythm may have abnormalities that will cause your sudden death.

If you survive the early phases of the disease,

when you believe your health has gotten better,

you'll develop further symptoms 10 to 30 years after the initial infection!

Including enlargement of the ventricles of the heart,

leading to heart failure.

A dilated heart that doesn’t pump blood well.

Or an enlarged esophagus

or an enlarged colon,

leading to difficulties with eating

or passing stool.

Why didn't you wake up in time?

Why?

Wait,

what?

You don't believe this can possibly happen to you?

OK,

try not to think about it tonight before you go to bed.

I dare you.

If you think it's just a case of a little bed bug biting you,

fine.

See what I care.

It may not have happen last night,

but remember,
that one night?

This is,

Hoping I Planted The Seed Of Doubt Inside Your Mind Hypochondriacs,

Jim Hauenstein,

And,

“The physician should not treat the disease but the patient who is suffering from it” - Maimonides -

That's my story and I'm sticking to it!

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Standing Up For Yourself

How you can stop being abused by businesses.

Stand up for yourself.

As simple as that.

My kids,

over the years,

have been embarrassed by some of the actions I have taken to get

good service,

a bargain,

a good price,

or get my money back when I've been over charged.

All the
Businesses
I mention here I believe are good quality
Companies
except for one.

That one will be mentioned last.

Now,

I am being advised by a
Lawyer
friend of mine not to mention any
Corporation
by name in case they would get wind of my little
Blog
here

and get their big shot
Lawyer
talking to a
Judge
to have a
Cease & Desist
order sent to me
and I'll have to close up shop.

But here are some of the actions I've taken to get my money back

or get quality service.

I add up my receipts outside the establishment I was just at to make sure I didn't get cheated.

A local grocery store paid me back the dollar they over charged me

and I got a loaf of
Italian Bread
they make daily for compensation.

In restaurants,

(I usually check at the table.)

I've been given

Comps

because waiters try to sneak extra charges on my bill.

I went to the corporate website of a subsandwich shop because the person taking my order was rude

and messed up my order.

(The manager of the store in question actually called me two days later, asking when I could come in for a free meal on them.)

I return items to groceries stores

and department stores for myself

and my kids.

(They appreciate me now.)

I call directly

to a game console's

Corporate Office

to get a refund on a game that I was billed for twice.

I go to

TV Network Websites

either to complain

or compliment their service.

And when I do get good service lately,

I like to say,

"I'll Yelp you later!"

This is,

I Bet You Thought I Was All Talk On This Blog And No Action

Jim Hauenstein,

And,

“There is a time for sitting still and praying the wind blows over you, and there is a time to rise up and face the storm.”
- Lalita Tademy -

That is my story and I am sticking to it!

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Thanks Again.

Hurry Up With The Election Already!

Once again,

I'm writing about

Donald Trump

and his erroneous statements he makes about minorities.

At a Birmingham,

Alabama rally,

he defended his hateful rhetoric,

when he claimed

United States Muslims

cheered the 9/11 attacks!

I'm sure they were over joyed by the deaths of hundreds of

Muslims

killed during the 9/11 attacks too!

What a buffoon.

During the same rally,

a black protester,

was too loud for his liking,

so he felt that

"Maybe he should have been roughed up" by the white audience members. Story by Glenn Kessler for The Washington Post and rewritten on MSN News by Jenna Johnson & Mary Jordan.

Am I the only one who sees a correlation between,

what he is doing,

and

Adolf Hitler?

George Stephanopoulos

did an interview with Trump today asking him about his statement on the U.S. Muslims,

where the authorities clearly state that no Muslims cheered during the 9/11 attacks.

But,

Donald Trump

continued his hateful rhetoric,

so he can stir the pot of prejudice,

and win the vote of the fearful bigots from the

Tea Party.

I'm giving you the

Tea Party's

 link,

not to help them in their cause,

but to show you what a thin line it is between the

Tea Party

and the

Ku Klux Klan!

I'm hoping the United States has grown from the days of protesting against discrimination

and realizes what made this Country great in the first place,

is that we are a melting pot for all of the different

Races of the World!

This is,

Believing The Voters Will Be Smart In 2016,

Jim Hauenstein,

And,

"If you tell a big enough lie and tell it frequently enough, it will be believed."

- Adolf Hitler -

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What Do You Believe?

When my eldest daughter,

was almost four years old,

she used to talk to her biological father,
even though he had passed away.
(His Ghost.)

When she would start talking to him,
her

Aunts,

Uncles,

and

Cousins

would stay away from her.

Being

Pacific-Islanders,

they still believed in the superstitions which have been passed down from

generation to generation.

Even after four hundred years of being predominately

Catholic.

One
Aunt
actually told me that my daughter was being possessed!

I,

on the other hand,

thought it was fascinating.

I was the only person in the family that would come up to her

and ask her,

"What are you doing?"

She would tell me

and point out where her biological father was sitting.

I remember telling her,

that she should tell her father,

that I was going to take care of her now

and that I would do the best job that I could.

She told me,

he knows.

This wonderful relationship she had with him did not last very long,

as her
Mother

and our two oldest
Sons,

kept telling her to stop talking to him.

So eventually,

she did.

I know,

non-believers will tell you it was just the imagination of a little girl.

I can understand this,
but I also can understand the need to believe our
Life Force
goes on after death. 

When I was little,

I had an imaginary friend called
Jason,
and I would talk to him all the time when I was lonely.

But I was scared to let anyone know about him in case they would laugh at me,

and I would feel foolish.

Yet,

to this day,

even though I am not a practicing religious man,

I try to pray everyday

or every night to thank my

Personal Lord

for all that he has given me,

all that he is giving me,

and all that he will give me.

Then I talk to the people in my life who have passed away,

that I still love.
I say hi,
that I miss them,

and I'll thank them for watching over me daily.
In my mind,
Jason
and now my loved ones who have gone before me,
are my
Guardian Angles.
Just like my daughter's first
Dad
is hers. 

If it wasn't for those people,
who I believe still watch over me,
and for my belief in a

Higher Power,

I don't know what would have happened to me in life.
I've been very fortunate
and lucky in life.
But I know one thing,

I am pretty sure I would never have had the chance to raise

Seven Beautiful Children

whom I love,
if somebody up there wasn't watching over me!

 

This is,

Even Though I Can't See Spirits Doesn't Mean They Don't Exist, Deep Down We Are All Made Of The Same Stuff,
Which Is Energy,
Jim Hauenstein,

And,

“Energy cannot be created or destroyed, it can only be changed from one form to another.” - Albert Einstein -

 

That is my story and I am sticking to it!

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Thanks Again.

#OpParis - #OpISIS

I want to thank one of my

Followers

(John)

who pointed out to me that I haven't been looking at my

Facebook Page,

Twitter Account,

or reading my

Emails

of late.

If I did,

I surely would have seen

"Anonymous's"

#OpParis

and

#OpISIS 

tweets.

I love these guys

and I love that they are taking on

ISIS.

I hope they give them

Hell

like

ISIS

does to so many people everyday.

Let the

Cyber War

begin!

Here are some links to show your support,

praise their efforts in helping the World destroy

ISIS

for good,

and read how

Anonymous 

took down 5,500

ISIS

Twitter 

accounts.

Anonymous Sites

Twitter Accounts:

#IntelGroup

@AnonIntelGroup 

#OpParis

#OpISIS

http://twitter.com/anonymousOfcl

Facebook:

https://www.facebook.com/IntelGroup-1670381036582536/ 

http://facebook.com/anonymousdirect

Google+

https://google.com/+AnonymousWorldvoce

Websites:

http://anonofficial.com

http://anonymousofficial.spreadshirt.com

Youtube:

https://youtu.be/ybz59LbbACQ

http://youtube.com/anonintelgroup1/jdObxnc5BTIOgHM_9W93ew

World Press:

https://anonintelgroup.wordpress.com/author/anonintelgroup/ 

This is,

Tweeting What A Wonderful Day It Is To Be A Fan Of Anonymous,

Jim Hauenstein,

And,

“I'm for truth, no matter who tells it. I'm for justice, no matter who it is for or against. I'm a human being, first and foremost, and as such I'm for whoever and whatever benefits humanity as a whole.”

- Malcolm X -

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Prejudice

"Donald Trump Draws Fire for Comments on Muslim Database" by Rebecca Ballhaus for The Wall Street Journal - In an article published by Yahoo Politics Thursday, Mr. Trump was asked whether he would consider increased scrutiny of Muslims, including perhaps a Muslim database or special religious identifications. According to Yahoo Politics, Mr. Trump responded: ” we’re going to have to look at a lot of things very closely. We’re going to have to look at the mosques. We’re going to have to look very, very carefully.” In response to a question from NBC News at a campaign stop later Thursday in Newton, Iowa, about whether he would create a database to track Muslims, he said, “I would certainly implement that. Absolutely.”

 

Are talking "Animal Farm" here? Where our Leaders clearly establish a hierarchy with themselves, rich Republicans, at the top? Then subjugating its citizens into classes by dividing them into populations or groups on the basis of various sets of physical characteristics, which is usually based on a genetic ancestry? This is Prejudice! This is not the United States of America! Where everyone has equal rights. I could easily compare his rhetoric to George Orwell's Nineteen Eighty-Four, but I'll do one better then that. Donald Trump is using the wave of fear and prejudice, going across this Country, the same way Adolf Hitler used fear and prejudice against the Jews. He is trying to garner your vote by fostering your fear of Terrorism, then pointing his finger at a whole race of people and declaring, they are all guilty!

 

Don't let the seeds of prejudice grow inside your mind. If this happens, then the Terrorism has worked, and we will see the end of Freedom across the World. All Terrorists want is a shift in power, because they have none. They would break down society as it stands today, believing they will be able to take control from the ashes of chaos! We are not illiterate barbarians who follow our leaders blindly, without thought, into destructive behavior which destroys society. If we did, then we too would be Terrorists (Nazis).

Terrorists (Nazis) to our own Future!

 

This is,

Believing In The Goodness Of Man,

Jim Hauenstein,

And,

“What luck for rulers that men do not think.” - Adolf Hitler -

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Peddlers

Each day more

and more people are coming to this Blog to see what I have to say.

I thank you for that.

What I want to bring up is the people who come by,

leave a

Comment

that advertises a product

or service they are trying to sell.

These

Peddlers

hop around from

Blog to Blog,

Facebook Page to Facebook Page,

Google + to Google + Page,

Twitter to Twitter Account,

and so on

and so on......

leaving

Comments

advertising their wares.

The first culprit who has done this on my Blog was

Thuy Strong.

I wasn't too upset with his

Comment

on my Post

Boxing

because his

Google +

page is dedicated to Boxing

and he relaid a message about a

Manny Pacquiao

giveaway sponsored by the Boxer himself.

Plus he had some classic pictures of Boxers gone by.

My second

Peddler

was someone who doesn't use her name but uses her Hyperlink to her Blogger page,

leaving a short Comment on my Post

Where Was I Yesterday?

She signs as 

Images Animated Gifs Free HTML. 

There you will find other links to websites where this person offers little animated HTMLs for free.

At least this person signed up as a

Follower.

(Which helps my numbers to improve.)

The last guy,

"md razu Ahmed,"

I refuse to give his Hyperlink,

left a Comment on my Post

For Every Hater We Have A Saint,

talking about a his Investment Company.

Nothing what-so-ever about the Post itself

or any other Post I've ever written.

I immediately took his Comment down.

If you want to advertise on my Blog,

you have to give me something in return.

Like on a subject I like,

as in Boxing.

Or,

sign up as a Follower to help my numbers.

But you will never last a day on my Blog just by blatantly disregarding what I have to say

and peddling your wares.

This is,

I've Got Some Property On The Moon To Sell You Or I Could Name A Star After You! Just Send Me Your Money, Care Of This Blog!

Jim Hauenstein,

And,

“When you sell a man a book, you don't sell him just twelve ounces of paper and ink and glue—you sell him a whole new life.”

- Robert Morley -

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Did You Know Abraham Lincoln Was A Republican?

The other day,

my grandson came up to me

and asked if I could fix his his fake plastic Police handcuffs.

He had jammed the plastic key inside the keyhole of the cuffs

and couldn't get it out.

I tried to accommodate him but after repeated tries I told him I couldn't do it.

He said,

"Come on Papa. You can do it. Your sixty years old!"

Anthropologists have released more information about a recently discovered extinct human species.

We're finding out that early man wasn't very intelligent.

They say the species lived in trees,

had brains the size of an orange,

and plans to vote for Donald Trump for president!

And I'll tell you something.

When Donald Trump makes a vow,

he keeps it.

Ask any of his four wives,

they will tell you.

Wisconsin Governor Scott Walker says that he thinks only 12 states will decide the presidential election in 2016.

And if Trump wins,

those 12 states will be

shock,

depression,

confusion,

outrage,

despair,

denial,

anger,

sadness,

distress,

gloominess,

bargaining

and finally

acceptance!

According to an online poll,

Donald Trump is still the front-runner in the Republican primary race.

That's very impressive because it's the only race left in the Country he hasn't offended yet!

I recently saw an add for men who wear toupees.

It read;

"Our glue will not only keep your hair on your head,

but it will make you attractive to women who have breast implants

and want to marry a Billionaire!"

 

This is,

Wishing The Republican Party Had A Man Like Abraham Lincoln Running For President Again,

Jim Hauenstein,

And,

“In America, anyone can become president. That's the problem.”

- George Carlin -

That's my story and I'm sticking to it!

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