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Hello my fellow Politiores Troglodytes. This Blog is a collection of Posts, Poems, & Short Stories that I write on a daily basis. If you find it entertaining, informative, and controversial, then I have done my job properly. Thank goodness too, because Karma has been on my case of late. I'm supposed to bring fifty people into the fold or I'll have to give back the part of Einstein's brain I inherited. No, I'm not one of the Scientists who got a piece of his brain when he died. Karma said, "Eat this knowledge. It'll make you smarter!" The bargain I made with Karma was, if I could change fifty people into Politiores Populos, I would be rewarded with my very own Lamborghini. So, that's my story and I'm sticking to it! Like what you're reading, then read on. P.S. Populo is Latin for people. Politiores is Latin for educated. Troglodytes is English for troglodytes. And Einstein's brain was stolen by Thomas Stoltz Harvey after his death in 1955 and eventually divvied up into 240 pieces. If you just read that last sentence, then you have just learned something and I'm just that much closer to fulfilling my commitment to Karma!

Sunday, November 6, 2016

5 Best Posts Of October, 2016

It is
November 6th,
the perfect time to look back at
October's
"5 Best Post Of The Month!"
I bet you were thinking I was going to try to
Harp About,
Moan About,
and just generally try to
Influence You
on the
Up-And-Coming Vote
for
President!
All I have to say about that is,
if you haven't made up your mind by now,
who you are going to vote for,
you probably don't care who wins.
Or,
you are one of those
Paranoid Conspiracy Theorists
who believes the
Election
is rigged.
Hey,
that sounds like
Donald Trump.
But today is all about the wonderful people who come to check out my
Blog
and find something interesting to read.
I appreciate it
and I thank you.

Did You Know That The 5th Best Post of October Is; 
Trying To Kick Your Weekend Off 
I usually try to have a humorous Post on Fridays and as it turns out, this Post has been a fan favorite. I start out by talking about the Catholic Charity both Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump attended. I Posted two of the better jokes Mr. Trump said and one by Mrs. Clinton. Then I went on to telling a couple of jokes I have heard and one by Larry the Cable Guy.

The 4th Best Post of October Is;
My Good Friend Humberto Inzunza Looks Exactly Like Abraham Lincoln 
Starts out where I change some of the wording to "The Gettysburg Address." Where I imagined the original speech, actually says, that Science and New Technology is what we are fighting for. I go on and show some story headlines that I have been reading, and even have a pencil drawing of Abraham Lincoln's head. If you knew Humberto, you would agree with me that he does look like Lincoln.

The 3rd Best Post of October Is;
This Curse
A Poem that my elder brother wrote and I used as lyrics for one of my songs I wrote during my hey-day as a musician. I Posted it just a couple of days before Halloween for your scary pleasure.

The 2nd Best Post of October Is;
Trickle-Up Effect 
The theory founded by John Maynard Keynes (1883-1946). Also called the Keynesian Economics or Trickle-Up Effect. It is the Economic Standard used during The Great Depression, to get us out of the depression, and used continuously until the early 1970s. Then, when Republican held the office of the Presidency, he would give the Wealthy tax breaks, calling it "The Trickle-Down Effect." Which most Economists say doesn't work. When a Democratic President is in Office, he will revert back to "The Trickle-Up Effect" Policy, giving the Poor and Middle Classes more money in their pockets which has been proven to actually stimulate the economy.

The Number 1 Best Post of October, 2016 Is;
Tonite, Tonite 
A song written and performed by that classic 80s Rock Band; TwoBuckHowie with the Exact Change! Thank you so much for making a bunch of old rockers feel young again.

This is,
Also Thanking All Of You Who Tell Your Friends,
Family,
And Neighbors About My Short Story
A-L-I-V
It Is Amazing How Many Hits That Story Has Gotten,
Thank You So Much,
Jim Hauenstein,

And,


“Q: Why do you use swear words on your blog, but never the F word?"
"A: Because I'm saving the F word for the day when I write a blog post about the for-profit health insurance industry and the way its CEOs become wealthy by not only preying on, but exacerbating, other people's personal tragedies."

- Kristin Cashore

*Amen*

That is my story and I am sticking to it!

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