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Hello my fellow Politiores Troglodytes. This Blog is a collection of Posts, Poems, & Short Stories that I write on a daily basis. If you find it entertaining, informative, and controversial, then I have done my job properly. Thank goodness too, because Karma has been on my case of late. I'm supposed to bring fifty people into the fold or I'll have to give back the part of Einstein's brain I inherited. No, I'm not one of the Scientists who got a piece of his brain when he died. Karma said, "Eat this knowledge. It'll make you smarter!" The bargain I made with Karma was, if I could change fifty people into Politiores Populos, I would be rewarded with my very own Lamborghini. So, that's my story and I'm sticking to it! Like what you're reading, then read on. P.S. Populo is Latin for people. Politiores is Latin for educated. Troglodytes is English for troglodytes. And Einstein's brain was stolen by Thomas Stoltz Harvey after his death in 1955 and eventually divvied up into 240 pieces. If you just read that last sentence, then you have just learned something and I'm just that much closer to fulfilling my commitment to Karma!

Friday, November 18, 2016

All The Funny Jokes Are His

I was at my Doctor's office the other day
and she told me I had better get into shape.
"Doc," I said."I am in shape. Round is a shape!"

Did you know that cannibals will not eat clowns?
Yeah, they say they taste funny.

Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

In America anyone can become President.
That's the problem.

If one synchronized swimmer drowns,
do the rest drown too?

What I want to know is,
whose cruel idea was it to have the letter
"S"
in the word
"Lisp?"

Never, ever, raise your hands to your kids!
It leaves your groin unprotected.

If I eat
Pasta and Antipasti
will I still be hungry?

When I was growing up,
I was always told that I would be somebody.
I just wish that they had been more specific on what that would be.

The main reason
Santa Claus
is so jolly all the time,
is because he knows where all the bad girls are!


This is,
Thanking The Late,
Great,
George Carlin
For All The Funny Jokes Today,
Jim Hauenstein,

And,

“The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other in opposite directions.”
- George Carlin -

That is my story and I am sticking to it!

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