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Hello my fellow Politiores Troglodytes. This Blog is a collection of Posts, Poems, & Short Stories that I write on a daily basis. If you find it entertaining, informative, and controversial, then I have done my job properly. Thank goodness too, because Karma has been on my case of late. I'm supposed to bring fifty people into the fold or I'll have to give back the part of Einstein's brain I inherited. No, I'm not one of the Scientists who got a piece of his brain when he died. Karma said, "Eat this knowledge. It'll make you smarter!" The bargain I made with Karma was, if I could change fifty people into Politiores Populos, I would be rewarded with my very own Lamborghini. So, that's my story and I'm sticking to it! Like what you're reading, then read on. P.S. Populo is Latin for people. Politiores is Latin for educated. Troglodytes is English for troglodytes. And Einstein's brain was stolen by Thomas Stoltz Harvey after his death in 1955 and eventually divvied up into 240 pieces. If you just read that last sentence, then you have just learned something and I'm just that much closer to fulfilling my commitment to Karma!

Wednesday, July 6, 2016

The Month Of June Is Named After Juno. The Principle Goddess Of The Roman Pantheon. She Is The Wife And Sister Of Jupiter.

Well,
here we are again.
Looking at
"The 5 Best Posts"
of a
Month
gone by where I forgot to write what they were in that
Month.
Did that make any sense?
This
Month's Best
are from last
Month,
June, 2016.
I will be caught up after this,
so I will be able to forge ahead with my usual
Anecdotes
on life.
I can feel the electricity in the air from all the anticipation coming from the large crowd gathered here today to read
"The 5 Best Posts of June, 2016."
Did you know that the
month of
June
is named after
Juno.
The principle goddess of the Roman Pantheon.
She is the goddess of marriage
and the well-being of women.
She is the wife
and
sister of Jupiter.
Here is photograph of Juno with Jupiter.

Now,
the Number Five Best Post from June is;
" I believe the name itself pretty much explains it all. I do into a little detail on what I will do and whom I will see, but basically it is letting everyone know I am on Vacation."

The Number Four Best Post from June is;
"A poem I wrote after I read an old Aborigines saying, "Starve the Bardies."

The Number Three Best Post from June is;
"Using the famous quote from Thomas Wolfe, I tell the story of seeing how different everything is, being back home in Wisconsin. Then I end up telling a tale of the last time I got to hunt deer with my brother and brother-in-law."

The Number Two Best Post from June is;
"The true story about the only time I was ever in a bar fight. Actually, I never swung at anyone, but there was a bar fight going on all around me."

Drum Roll Please.
The Number One Best Post from June, 2016 is;
"Another true story, this time about my adventure of driving from California to Wisconsin. How I hit a deer, totaled my daughter's car, and the ruckus I caused at my Father's 55 & Older Apartment Community after I arrived."

There you have it.
The 5 Best Posts of June, 2016.

This is,
Hoping You Have Enjoyed Reading My Exploits As Much As I Have Living Them,
Jim Hauenstein,

And,

“Hitting "like" on a social media platform is the modern day version of clapping at the end of a performance.” 
J.R. Rim -

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