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Hello my fellow Politiores Troglodytes. This Blog is a collection of Posts, Poems, & Short Stories that I write on a daily basis. If you find it entertaining, informative, and controversial, then I have done my job properly. Thank goodness too, because Karma has been on my case of late. I'm supposed to bring fifty people into the fold or I'll have to give back the part of Einstein's brain I inherited. No, I'm not one of the Scientists who got a piece of his brain when he died. Karma said, "Eat this knowledge. It'll make you smarter!" The bargain I made with Karma was, if I could change fifty people into Politiores Populos, I would be rewarded with my very own Lamborghini. So, that's my story and I'm sticking to it! Like what you're reading, then read on. P.S. Populo is Latin for people. Politiores is Latin for educated. Troglodytes is English for troglodytes. And Einstein's brain was stolen by Thomas Stoltz Harvey after his death in 1955 and eventually divvied up into 240 pieces. If you just read that last sentence, then you have just learned something and I'm just that much closer to fulfilling my commitment to Karma!

Saturday, July 23, 2016

Thank You One And All

When I started writing this
Blog
my original intent was,
for the
World
to see,
my
Flash Fiction
and
Short Stories
that I love to write.
I try to write everyday on this
Blog,
for the practice
and the challenge of coming up with new ideas.
I love when someone
"Leaves A Comment."
In the past,
I have had humorous battles with some annotators who have left sarcastic comments.
Like the one character who I like to call
"The Jeff."
I've had people scorn me for being too
Liberal
after they have read some of my
Political Views.
I even had a couple of comments from someone
(Yaz),
who said she actually learned some things from reading some of my more
Educational & Motivating Posts.
When my
Sister
signed up this last
June
as a
Follower,
I reached the
25 Follower's
mark.
I know,
it doesn't sound like a lot,
and it isn't,
but all milestones mean something to me.
My newest milestone,
the one where I was anticipating that I was going to get drunk by drinking a lot of
Champagne,
came by last night while I was asleep.
I forgot to set my
Blog's View Counter
to wake up my computer,
and then my computer to wake me up,
when
hit the 25,000 view mark!
I am happy to say,
I had a whopping 401 views yesterday,
bringing it over
25,000 Views
since I started writing this
Blog.
Thank you one and all.

This is,
Hoping I Entertain,
Excite,
Educate,
Edify,
And
Enlighten At Least
Some Of You,
Some Of The Time,
Jim Hauenstein,

And,

“My blog is a collection of answers people don’t want to hear to questions they didn’t ask.”
- Sebastyne Young -


That is my story and I am sticking to it!

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Sign up as a Follower,
or Set up my Blog
as your Homepage
on your Web-browser,
or Leave a Comment,
or a Suggestion,
and I will answer you in a Post.

Thanks for reading.

If you are reading this on a
Cell-Phone,
you will see a
Link
on the bottom of the page,
after all the headlines of stories
where it says;
View Web Version
To truly get the full benefit of my
Blog,
I suggest you view the web version.
You will just have to expand the page to be able to read it on a cellphone.


Thanks again.

2 comments:

  1. When someone says that they learned something from you I'm sure it's what not to do lol.

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  2. When someone says that they learned something from you I'm sure it's what not to do lol.

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