It Is Never Too Early

No, it is never too early to start thinking, listening, and reading about your Local, State, and Federal Elections. The evil in men and women who would destroy Democracy for their own gains never sleep. They work year-round to reach their goals and not just in an election year. So I feel it is my duty, as it is every citizen, and as it is for every person in their own country to try to stop tyranny and corruption the best way they can. Keeping people ignorant and afraid of the world is how they divide us and control us. Hopefully, instead of just complaining about the state of affairs, people will rise up to Register to Vote and Vote Blue!

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They will teach you how to go about it and supply you with the resources you need to be successful.

Or,

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It's that easy.

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Everyone knows what's on the Federal Ballots because that is the big news story in an election year. Yet, sometimes, it is impossible to go through all the political mailings you get right before an election, go to regional rallies, or go see your district debates to know who your local and state Democrats are.

The easiest way to be informed is to go to

Blue Voter Guide.

"Blue Voter Guide helps you make quick, informed, pro-democracy choices of candidates and propositions by showing what's on your ballot, with endorsements from trusted, forward-looking organizations."

 

This is,

Believing In Democracy

And Not In The Corruption Of The Republican Party

TwobuckHowie

 

And

 

“Your current life situation should be the one motivating you to go and register to vote.” - De philosopher DJ Kyos -

 

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I Am Not Addicted

One of my

Grandchildren

stayed over this weekend

and if you have read my blog over the years you would know that I always say,

"Family comes first."

So instead of spending time on the computer,

I'm spending my time with him.

We had a really good time until he wanted to play

Monotony,

or I mean

Monopoly.

We still had a good time playing but I just don't like the game.

Ever since I was a wee little child.

It is the only board game that has been in every house that I have ever lived in

and I have never bought one of them!

I know 

Baby Yoda 

is popular

but even he can't use his

Jedi Powers

on me so I like the game.

But,

I will play any board game with any of my

Children & Grandchildren

because it keeps them away from staring at their

Cell Phones,

Computer Screens,

or playing endlessly on their

Game Consoles!

If

Silicon Valley Execs Are Raising Their Kids Tech-Free

and they are making millions by getting the average person to look at their tech,

there must be something wrong with it.

Yeah,

It's called

ADDICTION!

 

This is,

I Would Be Scrolling On My Phone Right Now

While Typing On My Computer

But My Phone Needs To Be Charged

TwoBuckHowie

 

And

 

I Am Not Addicted!

"Silicon Valley is no longer the valley of innovators who solve problems, it has turned into the valley of resourceful stupidity. They are a bunch of people wasting resources on creating products that do nothing more than fuel the predominant neurosis of consumerism."
- Abhijit Naskar -

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If You Believe That, I Have A Bridge That I Can Sell You

   The other day, because I was in a hurry, I was getting gas for my car at one of the more expensive gas stations in the area when I saw a billboard next to the pump I was using that read,

We are sick of the high price of gas too!

Scan the QR code below to see how we can lower our prices

by lower our taxes!

   If you believe that bull$#!t, I own the Golden Gate Bridge and you can buy it right now for only $100,000 dollars as a down payment.

   Out of the top five producers in the United States I went to the second record breaking profitable firm which only made 36.5 Billion Dollars last year! Doubling their profits from the year before.

   What this means is the CEO of this company had a compensation package worth almost $36 Million Dollars.

   Don't get me wrong. I believe everyone should make as much money as they can if someone is willing to pay them. But only if it isn't hurting the average consumer because they can't afford a expensive electric car and have to pay high prices at the pump to make up for the consumers who can. They also shouldn't get paid millions of dollars for affecting our climate, our health, and our children's future.

If you live in the

United States

and you think the supposed billionaire

Orange Pumpkin Face

running for

President

is going to make everything better for you,

stop sending him money because I can offer you the

Sydney Harbour Bridge

for only $50,000 as down payment.

This is,

Telling You The Top Five Oil Companies In The United States Made Over $129 Billion Dollars In Profits In 2023

And That Is Why Gas Prices Are So High

TwobuckHowie

 

And

 

“Capitalism is a social system owned by the capitalistic class, a small network of very wealthy and powerful businessmen, who compromise the health and security of the general population for corporate gain.” - Suzy Kassem -

 

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We Still Need Hackers Like Anonymous

 I have a beef this morning.

What ever happened to

Anonymous?

I know they have a very loose

and decentralized command structure,

but come on,

what have you done for me lately?

It would be very foolish to believe that everyone claiming to be

Anonymous

is truly

Anonymous.

Yet,

someone has to be.

I am all for their

Idealism.

I loved it when they took on the

KKK

and

ISIS.

I even wrote about it.

My post

"Anonymous"

is about the

KKK

and I commented on

ISIS

in my

Posts

The Smuggling Prince, 

Be Prejudice Against Terrorists - Not A Race, Religion, Or Culture, 

#OpParis - #OpISIS, 

#PrayforBelgum - #PrayForPeace,

and

This Anonymous Comments On My Blog.

I believe in what they do,

but only when they stand up against

Terrorist,

Prejudice,

Illegal Business Practices,

Criminal Activity That Hurt The General Public,

Political Corruptness,

and

All-Around-Douchebags Like Donald Trump!

  They need to be

Hacked.

Still,

I haven't heard about them for years.

But then again I'm no longer willing to check out the

Darknet

anymore. 

I am hoping they didn't become like

Wikileaks.

Just playing the game for the headlines

 and are still taking on evil people like

Benjamin Netanyahu,

Vladimir Putin,

Kim Jong Un, 
and that
Douchebag
trying to get back in the
White House!

This is,

Hoping There Is Still An Anonymous Out There In The World

And People Like Edward Snowden

Jim Hauenstein

And

"The thing about a hero is, even when it doesn't look like there's a light at the end of the tunnel, he's going to keep on digging, he's going to keep trying to do what is right and make up for what has gone before, just because that is who he is." - Josh Whendon -

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 I hope the Statute of Limitations has gone into effect for my hacking days!

Still Believing Donald Is A Joke

 Over the years,

I have told my children that it is a good idea to read the opposition's referendum.
To take a look at the different
Religious Teachings
the world has to offer,

like the

Bible,

the
Torah,
or the
Quran.
That way you will have a better idea why people think the way they do.

I have read the
Quran,

Mein Kampf,

The Communist Manifesto,
and other political
and religious books to see what stirs the hearts of

Men & Women.

So,

to be fair to our

x-President,

I went out

and bought a copy of

Donald Trump's

book;

The Art of the Deal.

He must have foreseen his future,

because the book has

Four Chapter Elevens!

What?????????????

"Tonight we honor a self-made millionaire. He started with nothing, worked hard, and made a fortune ... That man is Fred Trump, Donald's dad. That's right, for all his self-starter bullshit, he's basically Jaden Smith with a comb-over."

Seth MacFarlane

"You put up more useless hotels than an autistic kid playing Monopoly."

Lisa Lampanelli

"Donald Trump, without a doubt, you're a New York landmark. Which means it's only a matter of time before you bulldoze yourself to build some gaudy, tacky monstrosity and put your name on it."

Larry King

"And Donald, I’m not even sure if you’re aware of this, but the only difference between you and Michael Douglas from the movie Wall Street is that no one’s going to be sad when you get cancer."

Anthony Jeselnik

"Melania, you look so beautiful tonight. Give her a round of applause. You’ve been such a good sport. So gorgeous. These two are so compatible, because they both yell out Donald’s name when they climax."

Jeff Ross

OK,

one last joke about our former

President.

Asked what his new Foreign Policy is going to be if re-elected,
The x-President said,
"If you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee!"

Jokes are from

Comedy Central's Roast

of

Donald Trump

in 2011.

This is,

Still Believing He Is A Joke

And If You Treat Him That Way,

You Will Never Stop Laughing.

Jim Hauenstein

And

“There is nothing in the world so irresistibly contagious as laughter and good humor.” - Charles Dickens -

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Chapter 11 is often called a “reorganization bankruptcy” because it allows businesses or other entities to keep operating while they restructure their finances.

 

Use Of Deadly Force

 Wow,

has it really been that long since my last post?

That's what happens when you are enjoying life.

Time flies!

Here is a little flash fiction I wrote for your reading pleasure called;

Use Of Deadly Force!

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   "Come on." Umbriel pleads. The self appointed leader of this band of young explorers and the only male out of the three.

   "I have zipped down there at least five times before and nothing has ever happened to me."

   Cordelia looks to Cressida wide eyed. As if asking the other girl, "What do you think?"

   Since Cressida has been Cordelia's best friend since their inception, she can pretty much figure out what Cordelia is trying say with her expressions even though her natural look is to always look wide eyed.

   "Well, you know what my parental always says." She replies with a growing smile. "You can only die once, twice, or thrice if you have the financial backing. But you can only live in the moment."

   "Your as crazy as he is!" shouts a distraught Cordelia. "I'm not even sure why I hang with you two?"

   "Great." Umbriel says, before Cordelia ties to change Cressida's mind. "We'll just go down there for about 50 clicks, buzz the terrain for awhile, and see if we can scare up some of the creatures roaming around the place. We'll be gone before anyone the wiser."

   "What about the security circling the place?" exclaims the still distraught, wide eyed Cordelia. "If they catch us we'll all be punished in ways I don't even want to think about."

   "Relax, it's a big world out there and security can't be in all places at once." Umbriel reassures her. He pauses for a click and then, with a smile says, "You can trust me."

   Cordelia just stands there wide eyed. Looking back and forth between Cressida and Umbriel.

   It's Cressida who breaks the silence by jumping in the air and proclaiming, "Woohoo! Let's go find out what the military is hiding from us!"

   They sit back down in their seats, strap in, and slowly head towards the quarantine area.

   After a transverse of about half an astronomical unit, flashing red lights automatically start a stroboscopic effect on their dashboard, warning them of impending danger. On their viewing screen pops up a sign that reads:

    Cordelia exhibits her surprise and fright by making a little chirping sound. Cressida beamingly laughs. And Umbriel authorizes the spacecraft to pick up speed. Then says, "Planet Earth. Here comes another, what you creatures like to call, a UFO!"

    This time Cordelia laughs apprehensively while wide eyed.

This is,

Young Beings Throughout The Universe Are All The Same

You Tell Them They Can't Do Something

And They'll Want To Find Out Why

Jim Hauenstein

And

“The young always have the same problem - how to rebel and conform at the same time. They have now solved this by defying their parents and copying one another.” - Quentin Crisp -

 

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P.S. Merriam-Webster says Beamingly is a word.

I was hoping I made it up.

 

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For Your Enjoyment

I overheard a conversation between a

Father

and his

Teenage Daughter

today. 

The Father asked, "Did you study for your English exam?" 

She answered, "Dah!" 

The Father then asked, "OK. What are the vowels in the alphabet?" 

The Daughter replied, "ahh...eh...I...oh...you...money....sometimes....why are you asking?" 

The Father, "Close enough."

 

I believe,
that in this World,
every person has a soul mate!

And if I ever find mine,
my wife will kill her!

 

When I would ask my Mom if I could have the car when I was a teenager still living at home,

the last thing she always said to me before handing me the key was,

"Children in the backseat can cause an accident.

Accidents in the back seat can cause children."

 

If I eat

Pasta and Antipasti

will I still be hungry?

 

Ever since Father Hoff at Saint Mary's Grade School fed us chocolate covered ants as a joke one day,

telling us they were full of protein,

I am no longer willing to eat insects in this lifetime no matter what the cows are doing to the atmosphere!

I'll become a veterinarian first!

 

  While living in Wisconsin one of my best friends was Scott.

The funny part was that we were going bald roughly at the same time.

It was a good thing too,

because when we put our heads together,

we could really make an ass out of ourselves!

 

 This is,

Three Of Those Jokes I Wrote Myself

Can You Tell

Jim Hauenstein

And,

“Balding is nature’s way of getting rid of your third eye’s uni-brow.”
- Stanley Victor Paskavich -

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One Of My Favorite Quotes From One Of My Favorite Books

   I remember thinking at the time when I bought this book that it wasn't going to be very entertaining. It was during my High School days and I just finished reading the Hobbit. I thought nothing could compare to that book. Plus, who hasn't heard the story about King Arthur over and over again growing up in North America?

   Take my word for it. I was wrong and this book stills holds up well today.

This is,

I Haven't Done A Book Review For A Long Time

It Shows

 Because I Never Explained That It Was A Story About The Life Of King Arthur

Jim Hauenstein

 

And

 

 “I wonder," he said at last, "whether they will remember about our Table?” - T.H. White -

 

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