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Hello my fellow Politiores Troglodytes. This Blog is a collection of Posts, Poems, & Short Stories that I write on a daily basis. If you find it entertaining, informative, and controversial, then I have done my job properly. Thank goodness too, because Karma has been on my case of late. I'm supposed to bring fifty people into the fold or I'll have to give back the part of Einstein's brain I inherited. No, I'm not one of the Scientists who got a piece of his brain when he died. Karma said, "Eat this knowledge. It'll make you smarter!" The bargain I made with Karma was, if I could change fifty people into Politiores Populos, I would be rewarded with my very own Lamborghini. So, that's my story and I'm sticking to it! Like what you're reading, then read on. P.S. Populo is Latin for people. Politiores is Latin for educated. Troglodytes is English for troglodytes. And Einstein's brain was stolen by Thomas Stoltz Harvey after his death in 1955 and eventually divvied up into 240 pieces. If you just read that last sentence, then you have just learned something and I'm just that much closer to fulfilling my commitment to Karma!

Saturday, December 31, 2016

The 5 Best Posts Of December, 2016

We are at the end of the
Month
of
December
and the end of the
Year,
2016.
So with the
Champagne
already uncorked,
Creamy Herring
stinking up the kitchen,
and the verses of
Auld Lang Syne
running through your head,
here comes the
5 Best Posts Of December, 2016!
I really do appreciate everyone who reads my
Blog
and I hope you continue doing so.
Leave a
Comment
sometime.
Let me know how I am doing,
good or bad.

Without further ado,
here are the most read
Posts
of
December!

The 5th Best Post of the Month of December is;
Trying To Put A Little Humor In Your Day
On Fridays, I usually like to start the weekend off with a humorous Post. The theme on Friday December 9th was Blond Jokes. It all started when I was talking to a friend of mine and he brought up the fact that all the Blond Jokes he has ever heard are about women. So for my final statement I wrote; You Never See Male Dumb Blond Jokes. Thank Goodness Too! I Am A Natural Blond Before I Grew Taller Then My Hairline!

The 4th Best Post of the Month is;
My Sister And All Special Education Teachers Are Cool 
On one of my daily walks with my second oldest daughter, I talked about my proudest moment as a musician. It wasn't playing in front of crowds or the old cliché, Sex, Drugs, and Rock N' Roll. It was the fact that my sister is an Special Education Teacher and she used a tape of my original music to get of her rowdiest students to see her in a whole new light.

The 3rd Best Post of the Month is;
I Must Have Been A Teacher In A Previous Life
On Mondays, I like to set aside the day for, "Questions you didn't know you wanted to ask!" It gives me the leeway to choose a couple of subjects, not related to one another, and write about them. I must have chosen a couple of good subjects that day, one on Mozart and one on Rhymezone.com, because a lot of you readers took a look at it.

The 2nd Best Post of the Month is; 
A Post where I talk about the different Holidays celebrated in the month of December besides Christmas.
 
And Now, The Best Post of the Month of December, 2016 is;
Scientific Saturdays where I write on stories of science that I have been reading and I find enjoyable, so I pass them along to you hoping you are interested in them too! It is always fun to learn something new.

There you have it.
Another
Month
of
Entertaining,
Informative,
and
Controversial Posts
for your reading pleasure.

This is,
Hoping To Have Another Successful Year With New Followers
And Many More Comments Coming From You,
Jim Hauenstein,
 
And,
 
 “My blog is a collection of answers people don’t want to hear to questions they didn’t ask.”
- Sebastyne Young -
 
 That is my story and I am sticking to it!
 
Like what you are reading,
or do not like what you see.
Set up my Blog as your Homepage,
or sign up as a Follower,
or leave a Comment,
and I will answer you in a Post.
 
Thanks for reading.
 
Now,
for your listening pleasure,
herself,
singing
Auld Lang Syne!



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