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Hello my fellow Politiores Troglodytes. This Blog is a collection of Posts, Poems, & Short Stories that I write on a daily basis. If you find it entertaining, informative, and controversial, then I have done my job properly. Thank goodness too, because Karma has been on my case of late. I'm supposed to bring fifty people into the fold or I'll have to give back the part of Einstein's brain I inherited. No, I'm not one of the Scientists who got a piece of his brain when he died. Karma said, "Eat this knowledge. It'll make you smarter!" The bargain I made with Karma was, if I could change fifty people into Politiores Populos, I would be rewarded with my very own Lamborghini. So, that's my story and I'm sticking to it! Like what you're reading, then read on. P.S. Populo is Latin for people. Politiores is Latin for educated. Troglodytes is English for troglodytes. And Einstein's brain was stolen by Thomas Stoltz Harvey after his death in 1955 and eventually divvied up into 240 pieces. If you just read that last sentence, then you have just learned something and I'm just that much closer to fulfilling my commitment to Karma!

Friday, April 22, 2016

Eggberta - Lay Those Golden Eggs

Man,
am I bushed,
tired,
and exhausted.
I spent the whole day building a
Chicken Coop.
For our newest pet,
Eggberta.
So I hope you don't mind if I take the day off.
If you believe I made the
Chicken Coop
you see above,
I have some
Golden Eggs
to sell you!
It looks something like that,
but no way as square.
How about if I show you my backyard with my new tractor.
Tomorrow I am going to plow the fields
and see if I can grow some corn.



This is,
Hoping It Rains Soon - My Backyard Looks Dry,
Jim Hauenstein,

And,


“Shoving feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken.” 
- Brad Pitt -

That is my story and I am sticking to it!

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