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Hello my fellow Politiores Troglodytes. This Blog is a collection of Posts, Poems, & Short Stories that I write on a daily basis. If you find it entertaining, informative, and controversial, then I have done my job properly. Thank goodness too, because Karma has been on my case of late. I'm supposed to bring fifty people into the fold or I'll have to give back the part of Einstein's brain I inherited. No, I'm not one of the Scientists who got a piece of his brain when he died. Karma said, "Eat this knowledge. It'll make you smarter!" The bargain I made with Karma was, if I could change fifty people into Politiores Populos, I would be rewarded with my very own Lamborghini. So, that's my story and I'm sticking to it! Like what you're reading, then read on. P.S. Populo is Latin for people. Politiores is Latin for educated. Troglodytes is English for troglodytes. And Einstein's brain was stolen by Thomas Stoltz Harvey after his death in 1955 and eventually divvied up into 240 pieces. If you just read that last sentence, then you have just learned something and I'm just that much closer to fulfilling my commitment to Karma!

Thursday, April 21, 2016

How Do Some People Get The Right To Drive?

OK,
I have a complaint,
a grievance,
a beef against society.
I am going to bitch about something we all have come across if we are
Licensed Drivers.
All the morons who,
by the grace of insane
Driving Instructors,
somehow got themselves a
License to Drive!
The individual in the picture above may not be a crazy driver,
I am just using his
DMV 
picture to illustrate the kind of card it takes to become a moron.
But with further contemplation,
he does look a little embarrassed,
"Like how did I get this license?"
He has those beady little eyes
and that flaming red hair.
Yah,
he is a nut behind the wheel.
What I want to complain about is all the Psychos who think it is OK to drive through a
Red Light
by being at the tail end of a line of cars!
I have to sit behind a
Green Light
of my own so I don't hit the crazy guy who cannot wait another three minutes before his turn is up again!
When are drivers going to pay attention!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAh!
I just hit the back of a
Subaru
since I forgot to look up from my tablet as I was typing this,
after punching the gas peddle.

This is,
Looking For My Insurance Card,
Jim Hauenstein,

And,

"I would never belong to a cult er I mean group that would have someone like me for a member."
- Jeff Povlich April 20, 2016 at 8:28 AM -

That is my story and I am sticking to it!

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P.S. If you have ever watched Teen Titans Go,
you already know that you
"Can't Say No To The Jeff!"

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