You do not want to mess with the Laurence.

I am going to be taking a vacation this summer,

and no,

the estate will not be unguarded.

There will be two

German Shepherds,

a

Security Guard,

and a

Japanese Sheepshead Fish

swimming around in my mote.

Laurence is one bad dude.

You do not want to mess with the Laurence.

I am going to be visiting my

Dad

who will be turning 91 years old this year.

I will also be meeting his girlfriend for the first time.

I don't know how I am going to handle that.

Don't get me wrong,

I love that he has a girlfriend now since my

Mother

passed away so many years ago.

He is happy again and he has a friend his age that he can relate to.

Well,

this is the part I am having a hard time handling.

I hear my

Dad's

girlfriend is only 72 years old!

He robbing the cradle!

Oh,

by the way.

My home town theme song is sung by these two guys.

Our song?

"Roll out the barrel."

This is,

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Jim Hauenstein,

And,

“Before Elvis there was nothing.” - John Lennon -

That is my story and I am sticking to it!

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