Long Boards Or Short?

Since I like

Science

so much,

and I like to try to be funny,

I thought it was time to bring back my story

Hey Dude, Are You A Long Boarder Or Short Boarder When Riding Those Gravitational Waves?

A

Post

I wrote on

February 13th, 2016.

*****

I was talking to my friend Albert awhile back, 

you know, 

Albert Einstein.

About a hundred years ago,
I was talking to him about some of his theories.

He starts telling me,

"We will not only use telescopes to do astronomy, by seeing beautiful close-ups of the Planets and our Moon, but we'll see the Milky Way in a whole light. In the future we'll finally understand Star formation, how our Solar System was born, and we'll discover and prove my theory on Black Holes."

 So I say to him,

"Come on Al, aren't you stretching things a bit with your Black Hole theory?"

So Al, 

who is part of my posse says to me,

“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.” 

If I didn't know any better, 

I would have thought that I just got insulted, 

I think?

Well, 

my 

Good Ol' Homie 

was proven right once again last 

September 14th, 2015. 

It took Scientist, 

who released their findings just a couple of days ago, 

that long to sift through all the data to prove there are 

Gravitational Waves. 

They did it with 

LIGO. 

You know, 

The Laser Interferometer Gravitational-Wave Observatories.

The headlines read,

"A scientific milestone was achieved using a pair of giant laser detectors in the United States, located in Louisiana and Washington State, capping a decades-long quest to find these waves." Story by Will Dunham and Scott Malone for Reuters.

I know, 

these guys are cheating! 

My man Einstein used chalk 

and a blackboard for his findings. 

These 

LIGO  

people are using lasers 

and got their money from,

The National Science Foundation, 

"an independent agency of the United States government, who provided about $1.1 billion in funding for the research over the past 40 years."

But I must say, 

I always wanted one of those laser pointy sticks for myself! 

I would use it to set up my wobbly telescope, 

pointing it to the Moon.

This is,

Gravitational Waves Are Kind Of Small,
So I'm Using A Long Board When I Go Surfing,

Jim Hauenstein,

And,

“If a cluttered desk is a sign of a cluttered mind, of what, then, is an empty desk a sign of?” 

- Albert Einstein -

That is my story and I am sticking to it because it is all true!

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