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Hello my fellow Politiores Troglodytes. This Blog is a collection of Posts, Poems, & Short Stories that I write on a daily basis. If you find it entertaining, informative, and controversial, then I have done my job properly. Thank goodness too, because Karma has been on my case of late. I'm supposed to bring fifty people into the fold or I'll have to give back the part of Einstein's brain I inherited. No, I'm not one of the Scientists who got a piece of his brain when he died. Karma said, "Eat this knowledge. It'll make you smarter!" The bargain I made with Karma was, if I could change fifty people into Politiores Populos, I would be rewarded with my very own Lamborghini. So, that's my story and I'm sticking to it! Like what you're reading, then read on. P.S. Populo is Latin for people. Politiores is Latin for educated. Troglodytes is English for troglodytes. And Einstein's brain was stolen by Thomas Stoltz Harvey after his death in 1955 and eventually divvied up into 240 pieces. If you just read that last sentence, then you have just learned something and I'm just that much closer to fulfilling my commitment to Karma!

Tuesday, August 28, 2018

Apophis

What will you be doing when you are
Seventy-Four Years Old?
Or,
should I ask,
what will you be doing on
Friday, April 13th, 2029?
Yes,
it will be a
Friday The Thirteenth
kind of day!
Are you afraid?
To soften the blow,
I wrote a humorous story you might want to read called
Where I use
Psychological Terms
like
Friggatriskaidekaphobia,
Triskaidekaphobia,
and
Paraskevidekatriaphobia
to described people in
Western Cultures
who are afraid of the number
Thirteen
and the days of the year that fall on
Friday The Thirteenth.
So why is the date of
April 13th, 2029
so important?
That is the day when most of the fanatics of this
World
will come out of the woodwork
and claim
"The end of the world is here!"
You see,
the
Egyptian God Apophis
is coming.
And is he pissed.
See the source image
I would be too if the
Egyptian God Ra 
took my job away!
See the source image
A little background from the pages of
"Apophis has quite the reputation. He’s known as the god of evil, chaos, darkness and destruction. In some retellings of his legend, Apophis was actually a former sun god, who was pushed aside when Ra came onto the stage. Ra and Apophis are therefore constantly fighting, since Apophis does not want him to succeed in his task of bringing up the dawn everyday."
Of course,
it is not really an
Egyptian God
coming to the
Earth
to ruin our day.
It is an
Asteroid
called
Apophis.
See the source image
The size of a football stadium,
it has been calculated that the
Asteroid
will miss the
Earth
and the
Moon
on that fateful day.
The exciting part of the story is,
the
Asteroid
will come closer to the
Earth
then some of our
Satellites
circling our planet.
Won't that be a sight to see?
Why did I ask,
what will you be doing when you are
Seventy-Four Years Old
at the beginning of this
Post?
Because,
that is how old I will be on that day
and I plan on seeing it!

This is,
I Have The Genes To Be Able To Do It,
Jim Hauenstein,

And,

“It sounded somewhat doom-laden, so I felt obliged to look it up more thoroughly, in case I should eat some chocolate rather quickly.”
Carol Anne Dobson -

That is my story and I am sticking to it!

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