Someone Else Is Using My Name In The State Of California!

By order of the

Great State of California,

"This Site Is Under New Management!"

Unfortunately, 
I became the

Victim

of a

Hostile Corporate Takeover.

I no longer own the

Exclusive Rights

or will receive

Residuals

for the name, 
"TwoBuckHowie."

I blame my

Lawyer.

It all comes down to money you see.

Once I lost all of mine,
the greedy little
 So And So
took the highest bidder's bankroll to reveal my 
"Inside Story."

He sold

My Story

to the

Tabloids, 
wrote an

Unauthorized Biography,
 and even produced a

TV Movie Of The Week,

about my downfall!

Well, I'm going to pick

Myself Up

by my bootstraps and create a
 Whole New Persona.

If I did it once, 
how hard can it be to do it again!

See you soon,

Hollywood!

 

 This is,

The Real TwoBuckHowie

And Do Not Settle For Any Substitutes!

Jim Hauenstein,

And,

“In Hollywood if you don't have a shrink, people think you're crazy.”
- Johnny Carson -

That is my story and I sticking to it!

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