Guest Blogger Electric Dave!

Since I had such a good reaction from readers when

Guest Blogger,

Electric Dave,

stated his point of view on

Post;

What Now,

I welcomed the chance to repeat it.

So,

some more wit

and wisdom from

Electric Dave,

also known as the

Professor

since he is one.

THE WHITE HOUSE
WASHINGTON

In the course of my duties as the incoming National Security Advisor, I held numerous phone calls with foreign counterparts, ministers, and ambassadors. These calls were to facilitate a smooth transition and begin to build the necessary relationships between the President, his advisors and foreign leaders. Such calls are standard practice in any transition of this magnitude.

Translation: Trump and Pence called me and directed me to give a shout out to Sergey [Kislyak] in order to follow up on our treasonous collusion with Vladimir Putin and the Russians to throw the election to Trump; they told me to tell Sergy to let Dimi know that any sanctions Barry levied against them for Russian hacking and meddling would be abolished as soon as we could get away with it. Hey, we do this kinda shit all the time!

Unfortunately, because of the fast pace of events, I inadvertently briefed the Vice President Elect and others with incomplete information regarding my phone calls with the Russian Ambassador. I have sincerely apologized to the President and the Vice President, and they have accepted my apology.

Translation: Unfortunately, I got caught both in treasonous acts and then lying about engaging in same. Same old, same old. Trump and Pence then threw me under the bus, nach.

Throughout my over thirty three years of honorable military service, and my tenure as the National Security Advisor, have always performed my duties with the utmost of integrity and honesty to those I have served, to include the President of the United States.

Translation: First, I am against hyphenating “thirty three.” I just am, OK? Second, even though my five minutes as being National Security Advisor is besmirched and befouled by undermining a sitting President’s orders, colluding with a foreign power to the detriment of our nation (which foreign power meddled in our election and we saw fit to reward by promising to lift sanctions against them), and then attempting to cover all this up, ya gotta believe me when I say that for the previous thirty three years, I was pure as the driven snow! Please don’t throw me in the hoosegow!

I am tendering my resignation, honored to have served our nation and the American people in such a distinguished way.

Translation: I am being forced to resign by a bunch of half-wits and knuckleheads who were stupid for not imposing martial law on day one of their reign.

I am also extremely honored to have served President Trump, who in just three weeks, has reoriented American foreign policy in fundamental ways to restore America's leadership position in the world.

Translation: It’s pretty amazing how Trump has in just three short weeks managed to fuck up such a wide array of things. I mean, he even pissed off the Aussies! He couldn’t have done worse if he were actually trying to destroy us all. Wait a sec . . . .

As I step away once again from serving my nation in this current capacity, I wish to thank President Trump for his personal loyalty, the friendship of those who I worked with throughout the hard fought campaign, the challenging period of transition, and during the early days of his presidency.

Translation: Trump has all the loyalty of a piranha and the warmth of a lamprey eel. I’ll see you in hell, Donnie.

I know with the strong leadership of President Donald J. Trump and Vice President Mike Pence and the superb team they are assembling, this team will go down in history as one of the greatest presidencies in U.S. history, and I firmly believe the American people will be well served as they all work together to help Make America Great Again.

Translation: Good luck with these two knuckleheads and the misfits, jackals, brain-eating zombies, con-men, and other assorted lunatics they’re rounding up to lead the nation down the primrose path. At this rate, the country will be circling the toilet bowl for the final plunge by this spring.



Michael T. Flynn LooneyToonGeneral (Re-Retired)
Assistant to the President / National Security Advisor (Former)
(C/o the Warden, Sing Sing Prison)

This is,

Knowing Someone Who Is Molding Our Youth,

Jim Hauenstein,

And,

Wisdom is not a product of schooling but of the lifelong attempt to acquire it.”
- Albert Einstein -

That is my story and I am sticking to it!

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