Calling All Readers

Well, 

I just want all of you to know, 

we had a good thing going here at this Bog for the past four years. 

But, 

I feel it will soon be time to put it to rest. 

Why? 

Because, 

I'm going to win that estimated 1.3 billion dollar 

Powerball Lottery 

this coming Wednesday. 

Yes, 

you heard me right. 

I'm a shoe-in to win all that beautiful money. 

You won't have 

Two Buck Howie 

to push around after that, 

will you, 

you skeptical readers 

and pin-headed people who doubted my greatness! 

I'll be able to buy, 

your very souls! 

Hahahaha hohoho hehe haha. 

I'll finally be able to buy that bicycle built for two I've always wanted, 

and then I'll pay someone to sit in the front 

and he'll do all the peddling! 

Hahahaha hohoho hehe haha. 

You say I'm mad? 

Hahahaha hohoho hehe haha. 

Well, 

I'll be mad if I don't win! 

So, 

I'm asking everyone who reads this Blog,  

Two Buck Howie, 

reads my Google + website,  

James Hauenstein, 

reads my other Google + website, 

James Hauenstein, 

reads my  

FaceBook 

page, 

or reads my Twitter page  

@jimTwoBuckHowie, 

please please please don't buy a 

Powerball Ticket 

so I have better chance at winning. 

And won't that make you feel all warm 

and fuzzy inside if I win 1.3 billion dollars? 

I know I would happy.

This is,

Felling Pretty Good Right About Now - Counting All Of My Chickens Before They Hatch,

Jim Hauenstein,

And,

"Hoping to win the lottery to escape your existence is like waiting on a unicorn to give you a ride out of town." - Jarod Kintz -

That's my story and I'm sticking to it!

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or leave a Comment,

and I'll answer you in a Post.

Thanks for reading.

P.S. 
I would like to thank Shelia for Commenting on my Posts, 
What Do You Believe, 
Like Father Like Son?,
and 
Charitable.
Every time she Comments, 
my heart is overjoyed with happiness, 
cause it means I'm doing something right.
Thank you Shelia.