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Hello my fellow Politiores Troglodytes. This Blog is a collection of Posts, Poems, & Short Stories that I write on a daily basis. If you find it entertaining, informative, and controversial, then I have done my job properly. Thank goodness too, because Karma has been on my case of late. I'm supposed to bring fifty people into the fold or I'll have to give back the part of Einstein's brain I inherited. No, I'm not one of the Scientists who got a piece of his brain when he died. Karma said, "Eat this knowledge. It'll make you smarter!" The bargain I made with Karma was, if I could change fifty people into Politiores Populos, I would be rewarded with my very own Lamborghini. So, that's my story and I'm sticking to it! Like what you're reading, then read on. P.S. Populo is Latin for people. Politiores is Latin for educated. Troglodytes is English for troglodytes. And Einstein's brain was stolen by Thomas Stoltz Harvey after his death in 1955 and eventually divvied up into 240 pieces. If you just read that last sentence, then you have just learned something and I'm just that much closer to fulfilling my commitment to Karma!

Sunday, January 3, 2016

Beware The Panama Disease & The Black Sigatoka Fungus

Oh, 
what a wicked World we live in. 
When a disease called the
Panama
doesn't even make the major media outlet's headlines. 
Another blight on the horizon is the Black Sigatoka. 
A fungus, 
I'm afraid to say, 
that doesn't affect the feet of men and women. 
It's a fungus of a different type. 
They say these two infestations could wipe out mankind's most precious fruit, 
the Cavendish banana. 
What did you think I was talking about? 
It could happen, 
they say by the pessimists, 
within ten years! 
The optimists say, 
who cares, 
since there are over two hundred varieties of bananas in the World 
and only the Cavendish is the only one in trouble so far. 
First, 
the Cavendish banana, 
then what other crop will be lost since genetic engineering has made certain plants vulnerable to new diseases? 
I know we can synthesize whatever kind of food we want, 
but have you ever eaten military rations for a long period of time? 
I couldn't take it more than three days in a row! 
Save the Cavendish 
and you'll save the World, 
from eating synth food!

This is,
Remember What Happened In Ireland During The Great Potato Blight,
Jim Half Irish Hauenstein,

And,

“Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar and fat." - Alex Levine -

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