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Hello my fellow Politiores Troglodytes. This Blog is a collection of Posts, Poems, & Short Stories that I write on a daily basis. If you find it entertaining, informative, and controversial, then I have done my job properly. Thank goodness too, because Karma has been on my case of late. I'm supposed to bring fifty people into the fold or I'll have to give back the part of Einstein's brain I inherited. No, I'm not one of the Scientists who got a piece of his brain when he died. Karma said, "Eat this knowledge. It'll make you smarter!" The bargain I made with Karma was, if I could change fifty people into Politiores Populos, I would be rewarded with my very own Lamborghini. So, that's my story and I'm sticking to it! Like what you're reading, then read on. P.S. Populo is Latin for people. Politiores is Latin for educated. Troglodytes is English for troglodytes. And Einstein's brain was stolen by Thomas Stoltz Harvey after his death in 1955 and eventually divvied up into 240 pieces. If you just read that last sentence, then you have just learned something and I'm just that much closer to fulfilling my commitment to Karma!

Saturday, January 16, 2016

Resurrectionist Is My Kind Of Work

I know it's hard to find a job nowadays, 
since
Politicians
Educators, 
HR Directors
Parents
and
People
with little ambition will tell you it is so. 
I have talked about this before in my
Post 
I have
Five Jobs
here though, 
that I know everyone will want. 
If you can actually find one of these jobs, 
stay ahead of the game 
and 
Research What Is On The Horizon For That Job, 
Always Keep On Learning New Things In Life, 
Work At A Job You Like, 
Keep Updating Your Resume, 
Always Look For Better Opportunities, 
Be An Innovator, 
and 
Never Fall Into Complacency. 
In this way, 
you will always be in demand in the job market.
OK, 
Top Five Jobs You Should Be Looking For!
5)  Pinsetter
4) Rat Catcher
3) Milkman
2) Airplane Listener
1) Resurrectionist or Grave Robber
There you have it. 
Five
highly sought after job opportunities that you would be a fool to pass up! 
Now, 
go motivate yourself, 
look for a job you will like,
because you wouldn't want to fall into some kind of employment where the outcome 
or longevity of that job can't put food on your table!

This is,
I Believe The Grave Robber Job Is The Only One Still Active,
Jim Hauenstein,

And,


“Despite all my rage, I am still just a rat in the cage.”
- Billy Corgan -

That is my story and I am sticking to it!

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