Phil Robertson Endorses Rafael Edward "Ted" Cruz

It's the Political Season for the Presidency of the United States. 

It's like the Olympics, 

it happens every four years, 

rain or shine. 

What is fun around this time of the Season, 

is all the jockeying go on behind the scenes, 

to grab as many endorsements as you can as a Candidate. 

Hillary Clinton has a bucket load of endorsements coming in. 

From Gun Control Advocates, 

Planned Parenthood, 

135 House of Representatives, 

37 Senators, 

the Attorney General, 

to the International Alliance of Theatrical Employees. 

(International? Does that mean the Greek actors get to endorse too!) 

Well, 

we all know Hollywood has always been a juggernaut for endorsing the Democrats. 

So there is no surprise there. 

On the other hand, 

"Donald 'never met a minority I couldn't offend' Trump, stuck on zero endorsements as GOP lawmakers back Jeb Bush, Marco Rubio." by Stephen Dinan & Seth McLaughlin for the Washington Times 

(I might have personally added to Donald's middle name.) 

"Donald Trump still doesn’t have a single governor or member of Congress endorsing his bid for the White House — a stunning shutout for the Republican Party’s national front-runner that underscores just how anathema he remains even for the most die-hard anti-Washington lawmakers. Even lawmakers who have spoken well of Mr. Trump have either backed another candidate or say they will stay neutral. That leaves the billionaire businessman, along with retired neurosurgeon Ben Carson, as the only two major Republican candidates without top-level endorsements."

But, 

finally, 

the endorsement of all endorsements was announced today. 

I can see Hillary, 

Donald, 

Bernie, 

Marco, 

Ben, 

and the rest of the pack of barely holding on Candidates, 

who will now probably drop from the race after losing this endorsement, 

all crying in their morning cereal bowls. 

Because Ted Cruz is the big winner today. 

Yes he is. 

"Senator Rafael Edward 'Ted' Cruz, would you like to say a few words to our readers, on receiving such a prestigious endorsement?"
"Umm, gracias?"

What a wonderful speech, 

from another Republican Candidate, 

for the Presidency of the United States. 

Oh, 

wait, 
a few more words from Senator Cruz.

"What endorsement are we talking about?"

You don't even know? 

It's from Phil Robertson.

"Who?" 

Asks the fine Senator from Texas.

Phil Robertson. 

You know. 

The patriarch 

and brains behind the TV show, 

Duck Dynasty!

"I'm out of here."

Thank you Senator Cruz for coming by 

and giving your insights to this very important endorsement. 

Let's give the Senator a rousing round of applause everyone. 

Bye Bye Senator.

Now, 

knowing who those fine people at Duck Dynasty are endorsing, 

doesn't it piss you off enough to want to go out today 

and learn what the different Candidates are all about?

If you haven't, 

Register To Vote.

This is, 

Your Political Correspondent,

Jim Hauenstein,

And,

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