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Hello my fellow Politiores Troglodytes. This Blog is a collection of Posts, Poems, & Short Stories that I write on a daily basis. If you find it entertaining, informative, and controversial, then I have done my job properly. Thank goodness too, because Karma has been on my case of late. I'm supposed to bring fifty people into the fold or I'll have to give back the part of Einstein's brain I inherited. No, I'm not one of the Scientists who got a piece of his brain when he died. Karma said, "Eat this knowledge. It'll make you smarter!" The bargain I made with Karma was, if I could change fifty people into Politiores Populos, I would be rewarded with my very own Lamborghini. So, that's my story and I'm sticking to it! Like what you're reading, then read on. P.S. Populo is Latin for people. Politiores is Latin for educated. Troglodytes is English for troglodytes. And Einstein's brain was stolen by Thomas Stoltz Harvey after his death in 1955 and eventually divvied up into 240 pieces. If you just read that last sentence, then you have just learned something and I'm just that much closer to fulfilling my commitment to Karma!

Thursday, October 29, 2015

Oh My God

Do we really need a
Today,
October 29th,
this year
and every year from now on,
will be known as
"National Cat Day!"
I don't know how long this has been going on,
but this is the first I've heard of it.
Why didn't our Government send us a notice telling us that this will be the most dreaded day of the year?
It's not like we don't have hundreds of dedicated websites just for
Cats.
I'm serious,
just for
Cats
to watch.
People can't be sitting around watching
Cats
sleep all day while they are at work,
can they?
We have
and that is only a few of the
"Social Media"
outlets that have followers watching cutesy,
annoying,
little fur balls freeloading off their owners.
And when did
Adolf Hitler
become cute?
There is a whole website catering to
They call them
Kitlers.
I'm trying to see the humor in that,
but I can't.
According to the
"National Cat Day"
website,
"Blue, Naturally Fresh Cat Litter and Petco"
are the sponsors of the heinous crime, 
"Natural Cat Day!"
I call for all normal
and sane American Citizens to write to their Congressman,
before they get voted out of office next year,
that this
Cat
infestation into our Country is a
Terrorist Plot
to take over the World!
These people are fanatics!
Soon they'll be believing that when they get to
Heaven,
there will be 
72 Virgin Cats
waiting for them!
This insanity must stop now,
today!

This is,
The National Cat Day Website Has One Redeeming Quality
On The Bottom Of It's Page It Reads
Please Be Responsible By Spaying & Neutering Your Cats,
Jim Hauenstein,

And,

"If cats looked like frogs we'd realize what nasty, cruel little bastards they are." - Terry Pratchett -

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