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Hello my fellow Politiores Troglodytes. This Blog is a collection of Posts, Poems, & Short Stories that I write on a daily basis. If you find it entertaining, informative, and controversial, then I have done my job properly. Thank goodness too, because Karma has been on my case of late. I'm supposed to bring fifty people into the fold or I'll have to give back the part of Einstein's brain I inherited. No, I'm not one of the Scientists who got a piece of his brain when he died. Karma said, "Eat this knowledge. It'll make you smarter!" The bargain I made with Karma was, if I could change fifty people into Politiores Populos, I would be rewarded with my very own Lamborghini. So, that's my story and I'm sticking to it! Like what you're reading, then read on. P.S. Populo is Latin for people. Politiores is Latin for educated. Troglodytes is English for troglodytes. And Einstein's brain was stolen by Thomas Stoltz Harvey after his death in 1955 and eventually divvied up into 240 pieces. If you just read that last sentence, then you have just learned something and I'm just that much closer to fulfilling my commitment to Karma!

Tuesday, October 13, 2015

Where Was I Yesterday?

You might be wondering what happen to me yesterday?
Why didn't I write on my Blog?
Was
Two Buck Howie
sick again,
you might be asking yourself?
Was he in a fiery Scooter to School Bus accident?
With heads,
limbs,
and torsos lying everywhere on the city street?
(Just got the Scooter on Sunday, not the Bus.)
Why is he referring to himself in the third person?
Has something happen to the great
and wonderful OZ?
Why would Playboy stop publishing nude photos in their magazine?
(That last one is from an article by Ravi Somaiya in
The New York Times.)
Where was the daily dose of highbrow,
scholarly,
and rarefied humor you come to expect from this Blog?
I'm back,
OK?
I took the night off because I'm editing a Short Story for a Sci-Fi Writer's Contest.
And I'm editing two books I'm writing as we speak.
OK?
To top things off,
and lost to the Pittsburgh Steelers!
To top it off even more,
on the telecast,
the Announcers were saying that,
in the not too distance future,
the
Chargers
could be known as the
Los Angeles Chargers.
They could be moving to L.A.!
All that disappointment,
not editing my writing,
but with the heartbreaking
Chargers
was enough to send me to bed without writing one word on this Blog!

This is,
Thank Goodness For The Green Bay Packers,
Jim Hauenstein,

And,

“Pressure is something you feel when you don't know what the hell you're doing.”
- Peyton Manning -

That's my story and I'm sticking to it!

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