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Hello my fellow Politiores Troglodytes. This Blog is a collection of Posts, Poems, & Short Stories that I write on a daily basis. If you find it entertaining, informative, and controversial, then I have done my job properly. Thank goodness too, because Karma has been on my case of late. I'm supposed to bring fifty people into the fold or I'll have to give back the part of Einstein's brain I inherited. No, I'm not one of the Scientists who got a piece of his brain when he died. Karma said, "Eat this knowledge. It'll make you smarter!" The bargain I made with Karma was, if I could change fifty people into Politiores Populos, I would be rewarded with my very own Lamborghini. So, that's my story and I'm sticking to it! Like what you're reading, then read on. P.S. Populo is Latin for people. Politiores is Latin for educated. Troglodytes is English for troglodytes. And Einstein's brain was stolen by Thomas Stoltz Harvey after his death in 1955 and eventually divvied up into 240 pieces. If you just read that last sentence, then you have just learned something and I'm just that much closer to fulfilling my commitment to Karma!

Sunday, October 18, 2015

Peace Between Parties

OK,
it's Sunday.
My two favorite football teams are playing each other today.
against
Since I live in Southern California
and my Father lives in Wisconsin,
we have a friendly wager on the game.
Yes,
I know,
I complain about gambling,
but in this instance,
our bet is no larger then my nick-name,
two dollars.
(Two Buck Howie.)
(And all you unimaginable backwoodsmen who thought my nick-name stood for my bow hunting moniker, 2 Deer Hauenstein, you now know you are wrong!)
So,
if you are thinking that you would like to call the
Feds
on me,
that way,
their will be one less
Democratic Political Activist
spreading goodwill among all mankind
(And you know who you are, you ill guided GOP followers.),
a wager,
where the
"House"
doesn't collect a
"Stipend"
for hosting the event
or the amount of the bet does not exceed $500,
the FBI,
ATF,
DEA,
IRS,
DHS,
and all the other
Federal Enforcement Agencies
will just laugh at you!
Ha Ha!
So let us have peace today between
and
until the football games have finished.
Then you can hype the
"Wavy Taupe Toupee Wearing Front Running Donald Duck Stump,"
trying to convince others misguided individuals of his sincerity!

This is,
The Front Running,
Jim Hauenstein,

And,

“There comes a time when one must take a position that is neither safe, nor politic, nor popular, but he must take it because conscience tells him it is right.”
- Martin Luther King Jr. -

That's my story and I'm sticking to it!

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