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Hello my fellow Politiores Troglodytes. This Blog is a collection of Posts, Poems, & Short Stories that I write on a daily basis. If you find it entertaining, informative, and controversial, then I have done my job properly. Thank goodness too, because Karma has been on my case of late. I'm supposed to bring fifty people into the fold or I'll have to give back the part of Einstein's brain I inherited. No, I'm not one of the Scientists who got a piece of his brain when he died. Karma said, "Eat this knowledge. It'll make you smarter!" The bargain I made with Karma was, if I could change fifty people into Politiores Populos, I would be rewarded with my very own Lamborghini. So, that's my story and I'm sticking to it! Like what you're reading, then read on. P.S. Populo is Latin for people. Politiores is Latin for educated. Troglodytes is English for troglodytes. And Einstein's brain was stolen by Thomas Stoltz Harvey after his death in 1955 and eventually divvied up into 240 pieces. If you just read that last sentence, then you have just learned something and I'm just that much closer to fulfilling my commitment to Karma!

Friday, October 30, 2015

5 Best Posts Of October!

It's the end of the month
and once again it's time to pull out the
"Five Best Posts Of The Month!"
I know tomorrow is actually the last day of October,
but like most folks,
tomorrow will be a day to celebrate the spookiness in all of us.
My day will be spent with my Grandson
and my Kids who still live close enough to me,
that by getting together,
will not cost them an arm
and a leg.
(Halloween Humor.)
(If you are reading this, Henry, Monchito, or Beverly, I wish I could afford to fly all over the World to be with you and your children too!)
If you like Poetry
or are interested in reading something quickly,
that will haunt your dreams,
I would like to suggest three
Spooky Poems
or a
Flash Fiction Story
I have on this Blog under the Heading,
Poetry, Short Stories, Flash Fiction, & A Novelette.
First,
A Halloween Poem that will make you smile.
Second,
The name says it all.
It's a Ghost story.
Third,
A Poem about the anguish of being undead.
And finally,
a Flash Fiction Fairy Tail called,
With Faries becoming angry,
after you cross them.
Now,
back to our regularly scheduled program.
In no particular order,
No. 5 is:
About the philosophy behind being a good listener.
No. 3 is:
What can happen to you when afflicted.
No. 1 is:
A warning to a friend
or anyone else who thinks they can stab someone in the back
and get away with it.
No. 2 is:
A little humor about seeing your Doctor.
No. 4 is:
A humorous way of welcoming my friend Adam after he signed up as a
Follower.
If you would like to be mentioned as well in one of my Post,
sign up as a Follower,
or leave a
Comment.
You can always use your Avatar name so we won't know who you are,
and I'll answer you in a Post!

This is,
"Zombies, Man. They Creep Me Out!"
Jim Hauenstein,
(Stealing a line Dennis Hopper said in the Land of the Dead.)

And,

“I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass…and I’m all out of bubblegum.” – Nada, from They Live
 
(This line was not part of the film’s script, but was ad-libbed by Rowdy Roddy Piper.)

That's my story and I'm sticking to it!

Like what you read, or don't like what you see,
eat the mold off your bread,
mix maggots with your rice,
eat the candy if you dare,
but never, ever, directly stare,
into a dead Zombie's burning hair!

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