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Hello my fellow Politiores Troglodytes. This Blog is a collection of Posts, Poems, & Short Stories that I write on a daily basis. If you find it entertaining, informative, and controversial, then I have done my job properly. Thank goodness too, because Karma has been on my case of late. I'm supposed to bring fifty people into the fold or I'll have to give back the part of Einstein's brain I inherited. No, I'm not one of the Scientists who got a piece of his brain when he died. Karma said, "Eat this knowledge. It'll make you smarter!" The bargain I made with Karma was, if I could change fifty people into Politiores Populos, I would be rewarded with my very own Lamborghini. So, that's my story and I'm sticking to it! Like what you're reading, then read on. P.S. Populo is Latin for people. Politiores is Latin for educated. Troglodytes is English for troglodytes. And Einstein's brain was stolen by Thomas Stoltz Harvey after his death in 1955 and eventually divvied up into 240 pieces. If you just read that last sentence, then you have just learned something and I'm just that much closer to fulfilling my commitment to Karma!

Vegetarian Zombie - A Halloween Poem

You say What?
There, following you
so close behind.
Moaning his grief,
the torture
of his mind.

His arms
reaching out,
grabs
like its mine.
Stiff
he waddles,
each step
a Frankenstein's.

He was born
on the hollows,
of all
weens night.
Just ate
the candy,
diluting
his thoughts
of foresight.

Ragged complexion,
blackness of skin.
A mouth
drools open,
for the sweetness
within.

Sweetness
the parasite,
was his
constant friend.
A Mother's
warning,
never heeded
in the end.

Now hide
if you can,
from his
constant pursuit.
Learn he has,
the value
of your vegetables
and fruit.

He raids
your gardens,
at night
he does.
Eating
your veggies,
the rightful
healthier
buzz.

No longer
the monster,
once sickened
by sweets.
Invigorating
lifestyle,
is his new bag
of treats.

The Vegetarian Zombie,
is what he likes
to be known.
But still
he will bite you,
so he won't
eat alone!

This is Jim (Edgar Allan Poe) Hauenstein,

And tell your little kids this Poem after they dress up for
"Trick or Treat."
Maybe then they'll brush their teeth afterwards!

That's my Poem and I'm sticking to it!

Like what you read, or does it frighten you to where you shatter your teeth!
Leave a Comment and Boris Karloff might answer you in a Post!
Thanks for being Scared to Death!

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