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Hello my fellow Politiores Troglodytes. This Blog is a collection of Posts, Poems, & Short Stories that I write on a daily basis. If you find it entertaining, informative, and controversial, then I have done my job properly. Thank goodness too, because Karma has been on my case of late. I'm supposed to bring fifty people into the fold or I'll have to give back the part of Einstein's brain I inherited. No, I'm not one of the Scientists who got a piece of his brain when he died. Karma said, "Eat this knowledge. It'll make you smarter!" The bargain I made with Karma was, if I could change fifty people into Politiores Populos, I would be rewarded with my very own Lamborghini. So, that's my story and I'm sticking to it! Like what you're reading, then read on. P.S. Populo is Latin for people. Politiores is Latin for educated. Troglodytes is English for troglodytes. And Einstein's brain was stolen by Thomas Stoltz Harvey after his death in 1955 and eventually divvied up into 240 pieces. If you just read that last sentence, then you have just learned something and I'm just that much closer to fulfilling my commitment to Karma!

Tuesday, September 1, 2015

Here It Comes Again, The End Of The World!

Thanks
Marta Leonila Masculino,
from
I know it's not really your fault,
but,
you are the first person I've read reporting this devastating issue.
I should be blaming
Siobhan McFadyen,
from the
where you got most of your information to write your article.
Don't get me wrong Marta.
I don't mind it at all.
I'm getting all my information on this subject from you and old Siobhan there.
Because,
I feel it doesn't warrant any more of my time to research it further.
Won't I have egg on my
if the World really ends,
sometime between
September 21st to September 28th.
 It's really hard to pin these things down,
don't you know.
At least we have the good Samaritan,
the Reverend Efrain Rodriguez
writing letters to
warning them of a large asteroid
or meteor heading our way.
He was kind enough to set up his own
"A Call and Warning from the Lord - Asteroid Prophecy."
He already has 10,000 likes.
That's it!
I just have to start spouting out things like,
The End Is Near,
Repent,
God giveth life and God taketh life away,
then I'll have all the readers I want on this Blog.
Thank you
Reverend Efrain Rodriguez,
for opening my eyes to Blog Heaven!
Oh,
yeah.
It's called,
"Blood Moon Prophecy: Christians Predict End Of The World On Lunar Eclipse."
Did they forget again about the
Seven Years of Good Times for the World Population,
right before the
Seven Years of Pestilence before the End of the World?
Because,
if those things happened,
I missed them!

This is,
I Have My Two Dollar Telescope Set Up In My Back Yard And I Missed Quoted Scripture,
Jim Hauenstein,

And,

“Don't wake me for the end of the world unless it has very good special effects.”
- Roger Zelazny -

That's my story and I'm sticking to it!

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