I'm Turning Green

Today,

I became a little
greener.

Yes,

gamma rays

have pinpointed me out,

of the millions of possible human beings on this
Planet,

turning me into,

"The Incredible Hulk!"

Or,

I could be referring to the

"Go Green Lifestyle"

so popular today.

I would like to say that I've been saving plastic bottles,

glass,

and aluminum cans since the 1980s because I believe in saving the environment.

In reality,

I did it for the extra cash you got when you recycle.

So,

I've been trying to save the Planet for reasons other than being heroic.

But today,

I'm different.

I ask my kids to recycle in our home to save the environment for their future

and their children's future.

I help a handicap person twice a month,

taking in his recyclables,

so he can have a little extra money per month.

He can't drive

and he gives me twenty for gas.

But still,

I'm helping out.

I take in my recyclables for the extra cash of course,

with a deeper reason of helping the Planet.

I don't use a gas powered lawn mower anymore.

I've recently got an electric one,

because the gas powered one pollutes more than a car does.

"Lawn mowers produce several types of pollutants, including polycyclic aromatic hydrocarbons, ozone precursors, and carbon dioxide. One type of pollutant emitted by lawn mowers is polycyclic aromatic hydrocarbons. These are classified as probable carcinogens by the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention. Testing found that operating a typical gasoline mower with a four-cycle engine produced as much PAH as driving a modern car about 150 km or about 95 miles. This means that unless you drive more than 95 mph, your mower actually produces more pollution per hour than your car!"

- ecomowers.com -

That alone should scare you into going

Green.

What I mean by, 

"I became a little greener,"

is,

today I activated my

Solar Panels

on my roof.

"That's one small step for (a) man, one giant leap for mankind,"

to making this World a greener place!

This is,

Neil Armstrong Says He Forgot The (a),

Jim Hauenstein,

And,

“Conspiracy theorists like to claim NASA’s moon landing was faked. Well of course it was! But the biggest conspiracy of all is the Columbus landed in the new world in the late 15th century. There is no new world. It simply doesn’t exist. And Amerigo Vespucci? He was a character out of Walt Disney’s diary.”

- Jarod Kintz, This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucks. -

That's my story and I'm sticking to it!

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P.S. email me at 2buckhowie@gmail.com if you are interested in going with Solar Panels. The Company I hooked up with will pay me $250 for any good referral. I'll split it with you!