Chivalrous

First,

I want to welcome aboard,

the Donald Trump loving
"Anonymous,"

but signing her Comment as

"K."

Finally,

like all sneaky Right Wingers,

she reveals her true identity as the registered,

card carrying,

full blooded,
Republican,

Kathleen R/@!$.

I'm blocking the spelling of her last name to protect the innocent bystanders who could possibly get shot,
because of some crazy Left Winger Patriot taking pot shots at her!

Just kidding.

She is a good friend,

ill informed,

but still a good friend.

Second,

I did have someone email me at

2buckhowie@gmail.com

and they told me that I'm a 

"Pig." 

I'm sure they meant to write,

that I'm a

"Chauvinist Pig,"

because that is exactly who I am.

This person didn't like the line in my last Post,

"Girlfriends,"

 about

"dressing them up nicely,"

 when I referred to

"Ugly Betty's."

If you know me,

I love to look at all women.

I imagine how this person would be if I ever met them.

It's a writing technique that is taught in

"Writing Classes."

 You look at a person and imagine a whole life surrounding
that person.

All women are beautiful to me.

Everyone in life likes to look at beautiful things.

I do too!

Saying that,

I would never approach some stranger on the street
and try to

"Pick Them Up!"

I have an imagination,

I'm not a pervert.

When I say I'm a

"Chauvinist Pig,"

 I mean,

I open doors for Ladies,

I give up my seat in crowded situations,

and when I was the singer in a Rock Band,

women always got in the Clubs for free.

I don't understand the mentality of some people today,

who think you treat women like they are men.

I'll always be

"Chivalrous"

 to a fault to women.

Even if I have to put my coat over a puddle to let a Lady walk on it so her shoes won't get wet.

Unless of course 

"She Is A Card Carrying Republican"

who is set on voting for Donald Trump!

This is,
The Chauvinist Pig,
Jim Hauenstein,

And,

"As a Texan, I say ma'm and sir to my age contemporaries and open doors for anyone that I can. This goes for men, too, though it is appreciated when they beat me to it and disappointing when they don't."

- Tiffany Madison -

That's my story and I'm sticking to it!

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