Girlfriends

Today's Post,

is probably the hardest one I've ever written.

The subject matter is unique to each individual.

Someone close to me asked,

"What's it like to have a girlfriend?"

Wow,

how do you answer that one?

I,

mistakenly tried.

I said,

"At times,

you'll be happier then you have ever been in your life,

then you'll be so confused,

you don't know what had hit you!"

What I should have said is,

"I have no idea!"

You see,

all my life,

I have gone out with a certain kind of woman.

I'm not saying they are bad,

or uncaring women.

I'm saying,

they are women who are headstrong,

determined,

and believe their way is the only way.

If I said,

"I have no idea,"

this person wouldn't be contaminated by my advice.

My problem was,

not really a problem per se,

if I had a choice between two women,

where one who could have been a good friend to me for life

and could have helped me further my career,

but looked liked

"Ugly Betty,"

and then,

there was one who looked like she had great

"Ass-sets,"

but was a

"Psycho"

like Norman Bates,

I always ended up with the one with the

"Ass-sets."

It was my choice and I loved every minute of it.

It's always an adventure with this kind of woman.

You never know from one minute to the next if you'll be happy

or confused.

It could be dangerous.

Like the time a girlfriend from my past said in a crowded Bar to a bunch of drunks,

"My boyfriend is going to kick your ass!"

And it can be beautiful at times.

Like having

"Seven Children"

from the woman I married.

"What does it feel like having a girlfriend?"

Well,

"You haven't lived if you have never had one,

and you're not living until you do!"

Its what makes your World go around.

P.S.

I found out too late,

that the

"Ugly Betty's"

aren't so ugly,

because once you get them alone,

dress them up nicely,

and you treat them with respect,

"They are always the nice ones!"

If you know what I mean!

This is,
The Last Person You Should Ask About Relationships,

Jim Hauenstein,

And,

"Girlfriends, indeed: the anti-video game.”

- Tom Bissell -

That's my story and I'm sticking to it!

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